TER   REVIEW   FORM   FOR   PROVIDER   ON   HOBBYER

Hobblers Handle:
Incall/Outcall:
Hobbyist Phone: Choose: “cell” / “work phone” / “home with S.O.” / “home alone”
Hobbyist Email:  Choose: “short & sweet” / “long winded” / “gives good email”
Screening: Choose: “Yes, full compliance” / “Yes, fear pervades” / “No, dump him”
Status: Choose: “S.O.” / “single” / “don’t care”
Employment: Choose: “independently wealthy” / “HPJ” (High Paying Job) / “nice but low rent” / “staying with parents”


SERVICE   INFORMATION  -  (WHAT  HE  “WANTED”):

Escort Service Wanted:  “meal & FS” / “FS only” / “extended stay”
Massage Service Wanted:  “only” / “yes, with HJ” / “yes, with tongue”
S&M Wanted:  “no” / “light” / “heavy” / “nipple torture only” (it was Jockeypants)
Style Wanted:  “GFE” / “PSE” / “combo”
Time:  “early bird” / “afternoon delight” / “night owl”


ACTUAL   SERVICES   PROVIDED:

Sex:  “hell yes!” / “umm, yes” / “sorta yes” / “well, no”
Massage:  “none required” / “hairy” / “not so hairy”
S&M:  “ball kicking level” / “wax dripping level” / “spank level” / “foot worship only”
Blow Job:  “no” / “yes, with condom” / “yes, flesh finish” / “cim spit” / “cim swallow” / “cim snowball”
Touch Pussy:  “nice” / “fingernails” / “dirty fingernails” / “oil rig worker”
Lick Pussy:  “yes, thank the supreme being” / “competent” / “teeth” / “CFC” (couldn’t find clit)
Kiss:  “ooooaaah!” / “nice” / “moustache” / “over-sized tongue” / “room for improvement”
Anal:  “yes, thanks” / “ABA” (attempted, but alas) / “NOBPB” (not offered but he politely begged) /  “NOTAFO” (not offered, tried anyway, showed him the door) / “I used my strap-on”

Two Girl Action:  “no” / “yes” / “yes, thank god she was there”
Two Guy Action:  “no” / “yes” / “no, but it felt like it”
Full Session:  “came & went” / “multiple popper” / “over stay, my pleasure” / “over stay, his pleasure”

His Massage Quality:  “say yes!” / “say no!” / “oil rig worker”
Other Services Provided:  “mutual rimming” / “farm implements” / “other: __________”


HIS   REQUESTS:

Outfit:  “garter belt” / “slut” / “biker chick” / “schoolgirl” / “full animal costume”
Make-Up:  “full” (no S.O.) / “none” (suspicious S.O.) / “some” (he has baby-wipes in the car)
Can I Leave Marks?:  “no” (S.O. at home) / “some” (can blame it on labor intensive job) / “yes” (single or oil rig worker)


“BE  PREPARED”  HOBBYER  INFO:

Donation:  “yes” / “yes with gratuity” / “yes with gift” / “yes, left his underwear behind” / “rip off”
Build:  “average” / “toothpick” / “Willard Scott”
Age:  “over 70” / “under 70”
Viagra:  “no” / “maybe” / “had to have been”
Penis:  “john holmes” / “john doe” / “john wayne bobbit”
Bush:  “shaved” / “natural – clean” / “natural – flea market”
Hair:  “clean” / “greasy” / “none”
Chest:  “Arnold Schwarzenegger” / “Don Knotts” / has “man breasts”
Piercing: “no” / “affected use of condom”
Tattoos:  “no problem” / “tender & scabby”
Ethnicity:  “clearly understood him” / “ESL” / “huh?”
Transsexual:  “no” / “pre-op” / “post-op” / “not actually sure”
Smokes:  “no” / “yes – gross” / “yes – thank god, so I could partake”
On Time?:  “yes” / “late, with call” / “late, no call”
Overall Attitude: “Old hand” / “Newbie” / “grateful for any attention whatsoever”
Oral Fixation?:  “no” / “just kiss & DATY” / “there was a thin layer of saliva on every exposed area of my flesh”

Overall Performance:  “1. Deer in the Headlights” / “2. Quick Bunny” / “3. Frisky Bear” / “4. Wild Monkey” / “5. Godzilla in Tokyo”

General Description:

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Good luck boys!

That’s the report from the field,
Jockeypants