If it's already made the rounds on the boards I apologize.

i have an easy one..Mangina..

Unknown Caller
Unknown Text
Unidentified Number

.....when her phone rang I looked at the caller identifier (which was me) and read " Palazzo Pool Boy ".

I have names like Mary at HVAC repair, Jeannie at Emerson  so if my phone ever gets busted, I can at least try to say that they are the receptionist at a company I work with.  It's weak, but something...

It's been there for a few years and whomever it is still texts me on occasion with such gems as "I saw a daffodil today and it reminded me of you. Blonde and SEXXXAY! ;D" These are usually accompanied by awkward selfies. My favorite is one that he took in the bathroom mirror, wearing a VERY shimmery paisley button-up, sunglasses, and a caption that reads "#fresh2death"

Awkward.

I've had hottie, too big, d(ckwad, jerk off, don't answer, stalker, and so many more when I ran an agency, but never used a phone as an Indy. Not worth the hassle.

We figured he just left it. It was unlocked so we looked for someone he called frequently to let that person know that this guy had lost his phone.

That is so fucking funny!
Oh wow! The crazy names I have in my contacts lol  
sluts dad
Don't answer
No fucking way!
Meat (as is nice cock lol)
Mr Everlast
Naughty prick
Walking struggle
Some great chick
D Mother fucking D
and a few that have several numbers in them are
Eewwwww
YUCK!!
Sexy Sexy!!
Never fucking again!
and a LOL
I wonder what name some have me saved as? lol
Funny post and thanks so much for the laugh
Hugs and kisses
T