but that's OK.  The cynic says one thing while meaning another, but the hypocrite says one thing then does another.

I'll take the former over the latter any day.

At least it usually brings about a smile or two.

You forgot the old "I'll be in touch with you again real soon."  (Translation:  You are never going to hear from me ever again.)

Some of the recent threads got me thinking about all the little (and not so little) lies that keep this corner of the world going:

how quaint..

What she's really thinking: "Maybe now he'll stop that lousy DATY technique before he eats my clit off."


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I just want to get out of here.

exactly the same here as IRL:

I tell "special" clients they have a great cock... And they think I am lying! But I do mean it! Some cocks are better than others, look better, feel better in your mouth, make your vagina quiver with every stroke... Being a dick connoisseur, well it's my job too, LOL, so I see cocks all the time. When I see a nice once and one that I like to enjoy myself with I am gonna tell ya. If not, I won't say anything.

Provider:

When I'm calling their cell phone after hanging out in the lobby for a half hour after our appointment.

8o)

How do the AA people explain it when a non drinker claims to not have a drinking problem? lmao

= She's drug and drama free at this moment, 15 minutes from now is anyone's guess!

The drug free comment in ads always makes me think of this! It cracks me up.

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I don't have a drinking problem, or a drug problem, or I can take it or leave it. No one feels the need to explain their drinking or drug use until they know they have a problem. So the translation is: Yeah, I drink way too much, but I am not ready to go to AA quite yet, so just STFU about it.

Your time is almost up sir.

Yes! I have always laughed at this one too! Why would you even be thinking of drugs and drama when marketing UNLESSSSSSSSS

Time and companionship (lessons in foreign languages and horseback riding)

...and I agree that the simple answer is who do you like to be with more. But the status thing is real. You listen to the person who flatters you, and that gives him or her status in your eyes because his opinion (and hence his approval) becomes important to you. What if the tune changed?

funny how that works.

Then I use..."can't touch me anymore, too sensitive". It really is so he leaves it alone after the rough rubbing or licking...it really does get sensitive and yes, I say please be gentle...gentle is subjective when it comes to men. Some are used to almost yanking off their dicks when masturbating.

False = Of course, you were awesome

Ever wonder what the Greeks call it? I know they don't like the Turks so my money is on Turkey. Just threw up in my mouth a little ... recalled that pic of Miley "Circus" at the MTV awards ...

were untrue. You're really a sweetie underneath that hard shell, aren't you?

yep, so do I. only with a particular lady that I dont see anymore

Well I must intervene please, must be the demographics perhaps? Most of the providers now a days and the ones that I have met or associate myself with are college educated, have no pimps, and have normal lives with a wild kink side for adventure... And I do agree with a few  from the clients list, that have me giggling. Lies, lies, tsk, tsk...