Don't you mean you are having puppies? I told you that sleeping with those two mangy mutts would get you in trouble.
I am sure you will get drunk and drown them anyhow.

You should not be talking about other people's jobs. I just may buy that dilapidated factory you work in.

You mean like this? You can have one for your very own!

pot-kettle-black, glass houses, etc. etc.

Shit, I post here BECAUSE I have a job, which requires me to do very little other than dictate to people who already know what they're doing. God bless i-phones, if not for mine, I'd probably be taking a nap; then people would really know how lazy I am.

and it was real good!

Didn't see much future in it, but I was flat fucking broke. Still quit 4 months later and haven't had a job since.

I mean really, who in their right fucking mind would hire me? I can see my ad on Monster.com

"Under achieving, alcoholic, whore mongering, gambling degenerate seeks part time employment. Starting salary requirements $500,000. Please don't call until after 12 as I usually stay up all night drinking and whore mongering"

Yeah I see them lining up around the block to hire me. lmao

I will count on you to protect me from myself. lol

I mean the ladies, fucking is their job. But the rest of you clowns have way too much time on your hands.
I'm sitting here giving birth to Hiro's twin and see the same names on every thread.
WTF?

Isn't Hirogen some sort of stupid fucking Star Trek reference?

thanks for rubbing it in.

Posted By: MP67

I mean the ladies, fucking is their job. But the rest of you clowns have way too much time on your hands.
I'm sitting here giving birth to Hiro's twin and see the same names on every thread.
WTF?

I couldn't get a real job and Walmart/McDonald's wasn't cutting it so I quit those jobs and have been scrounging around for money ever since. As you know, I have gotten real good at scrounging, I learned if you hire other people to do your scrounging for you it gives you some free time to play on the boards. So, MP I don't have a real job with a boss or anything.

and I enjoy this job so much I volunteer for it.. No pay..

I suppose that you could put me down as a reference.  After all, turnabout is fair play.

I could just see that on the reference sheet...how do you know the applicant?  Co-moderate a whore board with him.

You know when you drive to your BFs place, and you see one guy in a hole digging and three others standing around watching and talking? I'm one of those guys.

Yeah, I know. Your tax dollars at work. But hey. Gotta pay for booze and ladies someway!

But seeing as how I'm quite a bit older I won't. For two reasons....

1. If I'm going to spend $27 on a piece of plastic, it better vibrate when I insert in a very naughty lady  and...
2. Knowing that someone we all know and, well, someone we know named himself after it, I might have to let my mutts chew the shit out of it.

I was fucking with everybody!

Got home. Plenty of drinkables. The desire to have titillating conversations with very interesting and like-minded individuals. Oh yeah! Let's double it! lol!

Did I say that outloud?

Ahh fuck! Sorry my man!

Never want to hurt anyone's feelers. Though, being subtle is something I DEFINITELY have to work on...!

And when you tell me you're going to raid the petty cash account cuz you have to have a nooner with some young chica, I'd laugh like a mother-fucker, pull out my bottle of whiskey from my desk, hand it over, and tell you to have fun.

But don't tell Human Resources.....!

'Co-moderate'. Shit! Don't forget tagteaming, trading partners, having barnyard animals present....

And don't THINK I forgot for a fucking second you two degenerates having the whole damn cheerleading squad from UNLV 'co-habitate' in that suite so you could 'educate' them into the finer 'arts'.

Just pisses me off I ain't seen the pix yet!

Me! That would be sooo fucking cool to be retired, and have the time and money to do what you want when you want to.

You rock, brother!!!!

I thought I was retired, too.  Turns out I was just retarded.