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LMMFAO!!!
MP67 11 Reviews 1217 reads
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1 / 12

Just talked with a bud, fellow hobbyist who is well known here.

I won't name names. ;)

He was getting ready to meet a Tantra who decided she was going to teach him how to 'make love to a woman'.

I laughed my ass off!

The fucker is, well, a little older than I am. Has something like 48 reviews, and has been hobbying for 30+ years.

Every weekend he has at least 1 date. Slut.

I just found it amusing that he was excited that a lady he has seen for years was going to teach him how to make love to a woman.

I'd a figured he already knew, which he does, but he just likes to experience new things. I dig his spirit.

So. Care to guess whom this hobbyist is? And any ladies out there willing to show him their interpretation of how to make love to a woman?! ;)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 322 reads
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2 / 12

It's Johngaltnh, right?

-- Modified on 7/10/2010 5:48:03 AM

Smarty1101 61 Reviews 285 reads
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3 / 12
MP67 11 Reviews 254 reads
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4 / 12

You done good Smarty!

Yeah, he makes me laugh. Most unassuming mother-fucker. His wit just kills me!

MP67 11 Reviews 236 reads
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5 / 12
Foodyguy 29 Reviews 146 reads
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6 / 12

you can teach old dogs new tricks.

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 167 reads
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7 / 12

I sort of figure this is the stuff that comes hard wired... but there are always ways to improve.

johngaltnh 6 Reviews 146 reads
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8 / 12

I love sex lessons, of course. But still haven't worked up the courage for a visit with a Tantrika.

:-)

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 197 reads
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9 / 12

Many of the providers here know I am a little on the small side from reading the reviews of hobbyists  on the  providers only board, and some from putting up with me for a hour or two.
Thanks for the reviews ladies, except that 2 on looks and the  3 on performance, and the one that nicknamed me VS. That was rude. I am larger than a Vienna sausage, not much, but definitely larger.  It is what it is.
 On the bright side, any provider can easily DT me unless I'm Tantra super sized.
 Anyway on to my First Tantra experience and the Magnums. I booked a 90 minute appt as that was her minimum for someone new to tantra.
The first twenty  minutes I did everything wrong, and she hadn't got past breathing..When I finally got the hang of her instructions on breathing, I could feel my body getting lighter and very responsive to her touch. ..It was unbelievably sensual,better than a provider that.....I'm fast forwarding I don't want to give out her secrets. By the time I was hoping she would  hop on,I looked down and my little guy was as big as what I had seen on Porn. I was delighted,I had no idea Tantra worked that well. She took her lips and devoured me with a BBBJ so sensual I can find no words to describe her skill. The only problem she couldn't DT me and  could only take 6 or 7 inches. I got tired of no DT and asked her to hop on my mammoth sausage..She pulled out a Magnum and unwrapped with her teeth and tried to slide it on with her lips..After about 5 minutes of trying as I was anxiously waiting, she used her hands and stretched the Magnum, as she struggled to slide it on. Finally, mission accomplished and the Magnum was ready for use..although it seemed terribly tight.. I'll save the rest for the review but if you want to check her out in the meantime, her website is

www.tantric-hypnotist.com

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 154 reads
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10 / 12
mrfisher 115 Reviews 115 reads
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MP67 11 Reviews 152 reads
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12 / 12

I hope you're kidding about the Vienna sausage part, though. And how the hell do you know what the ladies say when they talk with each other about you? Makes me wonder what they say about my ass!

But yeah, mrfisher turned me on about Tantra and I'd like to experience that myself with some lovely lady.

I'm used to getting the shit kicked out of me when I meet some ladies, so meeting someone that plays in that arena will definitely be a switch! ;)

Discloser- I'm just kidding! Mikey likes the rough stuff! It's a crazy ride we're on, and I'm diggin' the shit out of it! Open to new and exciting experiences with new AND familiar, ladies.

Peace!

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