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The E Ticket 3877 reads
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My college job was delivering furniture for a major retailer. Dad was the Manager so I was always on my best behavior. One afternoon, we had a bedroom set left to deliver. We arrive at the house and the woman directs us to where she wants the furniture placed. As was often the case, the old furniture was still in place. We agreed to move the furniture. When we begin to break down the bed and pull the mattress and boxsprings from the frame.What a big surprise we got! There was a large open box of adult toys.My buddy pulls a large vibrator out, cranks it on and starts poking me with it. I return the favor with an even bigger vibrator.We end up sword fighting with two giganto toys. In the middle of this battle, our customer and her husband walk in and catch us in action fighting with their dildos. He went off on us! Ended up calling the Manager (my Dad) and I was terminated by my Dad! He was cool about it but took a good deal of kidding from his co-workers.As did I from Him!

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Musical Joke2865 reads

If it weren't for sword fighting with giant dildos, what would there be to see from the Star Wars epics?  (Or for that matter, Spaceballs?)  Star Wars brought us a blow by blow account of the adventures of some very lively light sabers.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out how giant dildos that glow in the dark can be incorporated into my next fantasy.  Or for that matter, a new glow-in-the-dark coat for my little light saber.  Perhaps one should call this the "Star Wars Experience"...

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Lex Luethor5333 reads

I always get fired for the exact same reason, and it's the same reason I get when I'm dumped by a lady...

"Poor performance".

-- Modified on 9/6/2005 2:44:18 AM

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OCSummer2291 reads

First of all they should have told the customer that all complaints had to made in writing. Imagine that in your employee file......LOL

2nd of all ..........that took some real balls to call and complain about something like that.......LOL

You should fax them a formal apology immediately (to there business fax of course)....Smile

That's just funny!!

Summer

-- Modified on 9/6/2005 6:49:17 PM

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coochmeister2307 reads

... and write your answers in the spaces marked "PREVIOUS JOB" and "REASON FOR LEAVING."  I hafta tell ya, I'd hire your fuckup ass on the spot!   :)

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