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DUDE!!! Come down to reality!! That is such a fictional story!! Even I do not believe you!!! And if any hobbyist &/or Provider believes the BULLSHIT LINE!!!! Then you need professional help!!!

NoYellowEnvelope1638 reads

Something happened to me today that I'd appreciate your advice on... it's just too weird!

I made a date with a provider I've never met before, but her few reviews were great and although her face is obscured in her pics, she reminded me of Scarlette Johannson.  So I arrived at her incall, and holy shit it was an incredible condo!  I knocked on the door, she opened it and holy shit again, she LOOKED just like Scarlette Johannson!  And she was in a tight leather little nothing that made her look like Black Widow, but a super-kinky Black Widow. Now I'm not usually intimidated by providers, but this one had my palms sweating and I hoped I wasn't drooling noticeably.  

She greeted me with a DFK that literally curled my toes... and it got better from there.  It was the most amazing two hours I've ever had with a woman... maybe best two hours ever!  I'm usually a one pop guy but I came five times. And she came... well I lost count after 12.  

Anyway I'll cut to the chase here... after two hours of non-stop wild sex, she asked me if I had anything I had to do  afterwards. I said no, and she smiled (just like on her photos) and told me to get dressed because she wanted to show me something.  So we got dressed, and she took me to her garage, we jumped into her Tesla, and drove to the airport. I was thinking "WTF??", and she took me to a hangar with a Lear Jet, told me it was hers, and to go aboard! She gave the pilot some instructions, and we settled into the cabin and the plane took off. Once we were in the sky, she smiled slyly and asked me if I were a member of the Mile High Club. I told her no.  She said, "Let's fix that right now!", and she tore my clothes off and I tore hers off and I entered the Club!  

Afterwards we were cooling down, and I mentioned how much she looks like Scarlette Johansson. She laughed and said, "Silly man, I AM Scarlette Johannson!"  Well, that explained the Lear Jet and condo!  Then she told me how she'd been influenced by a movie about "girlfriend experience" to dabble in escorting on the side, and loved it. She looked deeply into my eyes and said she'd never met anyone like me, I was her "dream man", and asked if she could be my Sugar Mamma and how much I'd want per month for unlimited sex in an exclusive relationship with her.  

And that's my conundrum... what would be a fair rate?  I was thinking $50k a month. What do you all think?

-- Modified on 4/1/2016 3:06:29 PM

JackDunphy408 reads

I haven't been THIS bored since I read the Pavliena and Sophia tax discussion one thread down.

Afro-desiac314 reads

DC did it better.

CuriousSort246 reads

Happy April Fools Day

...so I can contact them and sell them the Mill Avenue bridge.

DUDE!!! Come down to reality!! That is such a fictional story!! Even I do not believe you!!! And if any hobbyist &/or Provider believes the BULLSHIT LINE!!!! Then you need professional help!!!

what will she give you on your birthday?

The same thing happen to me . Matter of fact , and this is interesting , exactly one year ago today....April 1 , 2015.

Posted By: NoYellowEnvelope
Something happened to me today that I'd appreciate your advice on... it's just too weird!  
   
 I made a date with a provider I've never met before, but her few reviews were great and although her face is obscured in her pics, she reminded me of Scarlette Johannson.  So I arrived at her incall, and holy shit it was an incredible condo!  I knocked on the door, she opened it and holy shit again, she LOOKED just like Scarlette Johannson!  And she was in a tight leather little nothing that made her look like Black Widow, but a super-kinky Black Widow. Now I'm not usually intimidated by providers, but this one had my palms sweating and I hoped I wasn't drooling noticeably.  
   
 She greeted me with a DFK that literally curled my toes... and it got better from there.  It was the most amazing two hours I've ever had with a woman... maybe best two hours ever!  I'm usually a one pop guy but I came five times. And she came... well I lost count after 12.    
   
 Anyway I'll cut to the chase here... after two hours of non-stop wild sex, she asked me if I had anything I had to do  afterwards. I said no, and she smiled (just like on her photos) and told me to get dressed because she wanted to show me something.  So we got dressed, and she took me to her garage, we jumped into her Tesla, and drove to the airport. I was thinking "WTF??", and she took me to a hangar with a Lear Jet, told me it was hers, and to go aboard! She gave the pilot some instructions, and we settled into the cabin and the plane took off. Once we were in the sky, she smiled slyly and asked me if I were a member of the Mile High Club. I told her no.  She said, "Let's fix that right now!", and she tore my clothes off and I tore hers off and I entered the Club!  
   
 Afterwards we were cooling down, and I mentioned how much she looks like Scarlette Johansson. She laughed and said, "Silly man, I AM Scarlette Johannson!"  Well, that explained the Lear Jet and condo!  Then she told me how she'd been influenced by a movie about "girlfriend experience" to dabble in escorting on the side, and loved it. She looked deeply into my eyes and said she'd never met anyone like me, I was her "dream man", and asked if she could be my Sugar Mamma and how much I'd want per month for unlimited sex in an exclusive relationship with her.  
   
 And that's my conundrum... what would be a fair rate?  I was thinking $50k a month. What do you all think?

-- Modified on 4/1/2016 3:06:29 PM

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