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So how's a guy to know?
OK, everybody understands that when a monger wets a finger and gives a lil rub down there we're essentially doing the sniff test - when the finger comes back up for 'more lubrication' we can tell how fresh the 'tang is without committing to a full on dive. But what about ass condition?
The other day I was running my favorite move, long-dicking in lazy doggy for 5 or 10 minutes. On a long backstroke I popped out for the 4th or 5th time and then and 'accidentally' hit the brown-eye on re-entry, and before I got much past the head I bumped up against yesterday's dinner waiting in the vestibule, as it were. WTF - don't these women pinch a loaf before a session? It was damn near turtlehead status, and it's just lucky I liked her enough not to just drive balls deep on the first downstroke.
Now I'm traumatized, I guess if she passes the sniff test the next move is to slide a digit up the back door to see what the road conditions are.
Providers - how often do you show up for an appointment touching cloth and pass on squeezing one out? Are you in that much of a hurry, or are you just afraid he might want to use the facilities after you and gag on the stench?
Did she SAY it was okay for you to go there or make motions that she wanted it in her ass? You say you "accidentally" (in quotation marks no less) stuck it in her ass so I'm guessing no... and she didn't seem to be prepared for anal... which all adds up to seem a little like rape. Here's an idea: Don't go sticking your dick where it hasn't been invited.
Unless she gapes like the grand canyon, there is nothing accidental about it.
If she gapes like the grand canyon, she likes ass fucking, that is no accident either.
but it was winking at me - and that's just asking for it. Oh, I know lots of women SAY they don't like assfucking, but once you slide in there 'by mistake' it's like oh well, as long as you're already here you might as well stay a while.
"by mistake" c'mon that never happens. Usually if a lady has this lined up in advance they probably won't eat, but I'm not that anal about it and don't expect a lady not to eat in anticipation of my phone call. My last encounter with my ATF was quite messy my dick in her ass a few digis in her pussy something she usually begs for(hence the ATF status)and always very wet. So I pull out my fingers for a taste agh that tastes a little off then I see the streaks on the bed euw(good thing I have a strong stomach). Then she asked me what happend LOL I think she should have known I was there but I think
there was some more first hand knowledge on her end. She has always had good control before I can only assume it were an anal O, still like her very much. As for you Ass Bandit MO leans very far in the other direction I'll be nice and say, the feeling around here is mutual
ass, she will often be the one to ask,to stick it in her glory hole, butt please, not too fast.
it's nice to know that rapists and garden variety jerkholes feel comfortable enough here to confess. i felt violated just reading that. *concentrating ohhh so hard on meditation*
'by mistake' usually results in a chick shooting across the bed and knocking over a lamp on her way to the floor.
The chocolate starfish has a vice-like grip on most women, and requires some very deliberate actions on both our parts to get me in; so there are no mistakes.
If you can just pop it in and go 'whoops', without her screaming bloody murder, she's got to be a gaper.
I hope the lady blacklisted you on every blacklist site in the country to warn others about your behavior. I also hope she accidentally kicked you in your family jewels. Such behavior is not acceptable. You don't accidentally anal rape anyone.
Poop in the shoot is a normal state of being. Ass raping her provider with your 'accidental' tourist move is bullshit IMHO. If you want anal, make arrangements or you get what you get and your case it was a shitty deal, no?
If on your plate, dude, why are sticking it there by accident?
OK pal ya i understand the finger test but I have got to say the accidental ass penitration without prior permission or checking is just fucked up. Of course, I have done it but it Really was a accident but the response told me right away oops.. Now if you had this upfront and you talked about it she might not hsve thought it was that close. I dont know about you but I have no ability to squeeze one out. It tells me when it wants out.
Guessing no lube would be required
Where did you get a picture of Fair_Use anyway?
I understand why you'd have that dildo - it would take something like that just so it would touch the sides of your cavernous gine.
Anyway, you'd never have the opportunity to try it on me - when I see this coming, the party never has a chance to get started.
In my opinion, and I'm new to the hobby, your just making this up. Did you review her? Also obviously you both agreed on some activities, but what if she had you standing up giving you a nice bbbj and suddenly plunged a dildo up your ass. That's similar to your "story"... Some people say that you can't buy class. All in my humble opinion.
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