*beep*, *beep*, she pats my bosom and then *beep*, *beep* she looks confused. Pats again. *beep* smooths her hand over my belly *beep* she looks at me and looks worried. "I've got body piercings." I tell her matter of factly.

"Oh, OK. Have a good flight." Nice smile. Cuter ass.

NM, gotta wonder whether you wore your jewelery just so you could receive a few free feels before a long flight.

Happy trails.

of beep beep in MY security area.  But the result is the same....take out the wand....

Maybe the world just isn't quite ready for SoCal's beloved
NetM'

  Keep give'n em' hell  Michelle.

    FR.

Of course, you weren't the one with the "armadillos in your trousers", but I am sure you left a few security guards with some.

Soooo, le'me get this straight...

If I could pass as a woman and get a job with TSA at LAX, then I could occasionally rub my wand on Michelle's boobs?

Hmmm, I gotta reconsider some career choices here.  I think I'm gonna go back and just beat the ever-livin' piss out of my high school guidance counselor.

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He might pay you to.