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denverdon2757 49 Reviews 4614 reads
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1 / 16

P&G has just announced that they've completed successful trials of a sex patch for women. The patch will treat sexual dysfunction in women, and increase their sexual desire. Guys will be secretly sticking it on their SO's and staying home to enjoy "free sex". Whatta world!

MrSelfDestruct 44 Reviews 3072 reads
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2 / 16

I have mixed feelings on it, but I think it "conceptually" could be great for women who want it, if it is safe.  Their men, obviously, would pay out the nose if it worked.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040616/hl_nm/health_procterandgamble_patch_dc_2

frankie2003a 2859 reads
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3 / 16
Jockeypants 22 Reviews 3999 reads
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4 / 16

shake a lot of hands.  Towels will be made from it and snuck into locker-rooms.  Some perverted clergyman will make Nun habits out of it.  If someone slipped one on Sedona it would kill her... she would explode in the ultimate orgasim-- an overdose of sexual-self-combustion.

MrSelfDestruct 44 Reviews 2422 reads
posted
5 / 16

JP, you truly missed your callig in life.

Your scene regarding Sedona made me think of something from "Spinal Tap" ("Hundreds of people spontaneously combust every year...it just isn't reported").  However, I think it would likely be her clients that would combust first...but what a way to go.

poonhntr 11 Reviews 3781 reads
posted
6 / 16

In my case, they will have to sell tape with the patch so I don't have to listen to her constant bitching.

VonRyan 15 Reviews 3261 reads
posted
7 / 16

It is amazing... if it really works...

I think back on some of the many porn movie themes that centered around magic love potions and stuff and how the gal gets automatically zapped into a lustful,slutty,sex fiend...

and the unassuming porn actor is like.... sure...why not?
Let me just unbuckle my pants in the middle of my work place...

Cheers!



-- Modified on 6/16/2004 2:18:24 PM

Completely Deranged 2957 reads
posted
10 / 16

I don't want my wife. Even though she looks good for an old bat, has a really nice complexion, a woman with a permanent tan and breasts that still stand up and salute. A butt that guys ogle even.

But she is just too fuckin' mean for me!!!! I just can't do it with her anymore. I need someone nice.

jackvance 2396 reads
posted
11 / 16

sexual responsiveness in women, but will not magically make them horny when they don't feel that way.

Still gotta work on making them feel that way, guys.

eatpussy 11 Reviews 2681 reads
posted
14 / 16

I get as much from the SO as I want.
I still want variety with lots of hot women.
No patch is going to fix that.

ElvishArtisan 5 Reviews 1989 reads
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15 / 16

if you read the details on the press release, the patch uses testosterone (already a known treatment for many years) and is targeted only at 'post-menopausel women', both of which limit the field pretty significantly.  Basically, this is just a new delivery mechanism for an previously known medication.

Cheers!

MrSelfDestruct 44 Reviews 2015 reads
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16 / 16
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