I'll be taking your calls live with Larry and with some luck, afterwards, some of you women (especially the interesting ones) may just get lucky enough to join me in my dressing room, for some gentle, kind, "Liberal" tutelage by yours truly.

Oh, what I wouldn't do to be on my knees in front my dear Bill! How come life has to be so tough for me? Really, all I'm asking for is to get laid.

Rumour [sic] has it that I'm banging Ann Coulter these days behind the scenes -- some conservative nutcase must have mistook my incredulous leers as flirtatious advances the last couple of times she dropped by to "do me" on my show.

Frankly, they now even have me pegged with Paris Hilton of all people. Now I ask you, can you picture a self-made Libertarian literate man like myself shacking up with a trust-fund airhead bimbette with a silver coke-spoon up her nose and her head down a toilet-bowl purging her watercress salad?

All I've ever wanted was the unconditional, unquestioning, unabashed love and adoration of an honest-to-goodness woman, someone interesting, perhaps a girl with a head for books, like a librarian maybe ... or failing that, a hot young sexy part-time provider -- one who's "cheating" on her fiance/boyfriend who doesn't know what she does for a living to be able to afford 2-week vacations in exclusive Spa Resorts in Colorado ... you know the type of girl I mean?  

Simply put, just an old-fashioned "downtown" online American "good-girl" .... now is that asking so friggin' much?  Well is it?

You're so funny my darling dear. I simply cannot decide between you and Space. LOL about the librarian part-time escort thing. Let me give you the update. Ok, the boyfriend is now gone. He couldn't have intercourse, and I honestly couldn't spend the rest of my life with someone who couldn't have sex. Maybe when I'm 40+, but there's no way I could do it now. And the vacation? I'll have you know I travel exclusively with mi madre y mi papa who don't know what I do for a living. Admittedly, it's kind of creepy and wierd that I, at age 28, still take vacations with my parents and siblings. Last but not least, I'm moving to the west coast! I should be there by the end of the year. You're welcome to visit anytime

P.S. If you're banging Ann, it's all over and I'm totally heartbroken. As for Paris, that skinny beotch needs to eat something without vomiting afterwards.

Give the short one a "Different Stroke" when you put him down.  


Since elections will no longer be scheduled in California, somebody should go the rest of the way to a European Parlimentary model and allow the gtovernor to call general elecitons for the state house and senate at any time.  Somebody should start a petition drive to make this hold for all elected officials and make this a real circus...Harry

You continue to surprise me.   You know even LESS about what goes on in government than you used to.

O'Reilly Rules, everybodies watching the No Spin Zone!

And Bill can you say "IRRELEVANT"?

I hope you're pounding her hard while saying: "Take that you bitch, for all those things you said about Al Gore.  I know you're just fantasizing about doing Billy Clinton.  Well, am I as big Al Sharpton?  What?  Get on your back and let me eat you like I was Hillary Clinton!"

You rock Bill!

first off, RELAX ... this is just a didactic joke (partially)  

this is afterall me [singleton] and the reason i'm not replying to you under my TER handle (and with my Bill Maher alias instead) is that first of all my hero Bill Maher can kick your Bill O'Reilly's arse 9 ways from sunday (or 6 ways TO sunday, today is monday, no?  and also to use this opportune thread to re-iterate an important TER posting guideline (talk about the "Ten Condemnants"!  which is: Thou Shall Not Post Under More than One Handle/Alias in One Thread ... EXCEPT (and GND will gently correct me if i'm wrong) if it's clear to the majority of folks reading/posting in that thread what your REAL identity is, or barring that, if it's soley for humourous [sic] purposes -- that is to say NOT with dubious intent (or any other deceptive purposes)

now, many folks already know my plethora of aliases so there's no need to rehash them here. the few "new" instances you may've seen recently are ones which are (nevertheless) in strict accord with the exception to this rule ... my aliases include the entire cast of THE SIMPSONS (yes, don't bother folks, i've taken ALL their aliases -- i am afterall a comedy-writer for FOX (long live Rupert Murdoch!  

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now, if-n-while i still have your attention (that is, if you've made it this far reading this post) ... here's something that kinda bugs me (big time):

WHY is it that the Right [no quotations intended] feels that simply "Pumping It Louder" will automagically make their views "Right" ? [quotations intended] ... cases in point: rabid talk-radio hosts like Rush Limbaugh, "unfair & imbalanced" new(s) networks like "Faux News" and of course Bill O'Reilly and his high-decibel ilk?  

don't get me wrong, i think O'Reilly is an intelligent man and on the few occasions when i've been real drunk and/or my remote was lost, i've actually watched his shows. heck, i've even read his book (if you can call it that) cover-to-cover (all 100+ pages of it, in 45 minutes in an airport gift shop) ... i don't doubt for a minute that sensational "news" shows like "The Factor" and FoxNews itself have higher ratings, but since when did that mean anything profound or note-worthy? (have folks ever heard of H.L. Mencken's "least-common-denominator" theory of popularity/intelligence?

it just seems (to me at least) that "shouting down" your opposition has become the Right-wing equivalent of calm and reasoned debate (it wasn't always this way) ... and when a soft-spoken introspective and thoughtful satirist-cum-pundit like (my other hero) Al Franken puts forth his poignant views in a book, instead of addressing and/or refuting them the Right resorts to (copyright infringement) law suits over the use of their precious (but oxymoronic) gotchya-phrase: "Fair & Balanced"?  LOL

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i'm not trying to incite another Us-vs-Them or "Demo-vs-Repo" flame-war here, just making a point, that's all ... (hopefully a reasonable one) ... also hoping (in return) for a cogent reply/comment as opposed to yet other snappy one-liner jab at the Left

peace  



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As you all witnessed for yourself on the show last night I stated publicly for the record that despite our different political views I respect her for being someone who's "not afraid of being boo'ed" and that I don't mind having heated debates with her on my show.

You see folks, it's mostly Conservatives that are so intolerant of others who disagree with them. I know of legions of Republicans, gun-nuts, Catholics, war-mongers and the very same angry white men of European descent who run this here Corporation we call the U.S. of A., who would like nothing better to do than pound my Liberal ass into the ground!

Whereas all I want to do is to gently approach them, slide my thumb across the "razor's edge" of their bayonets, shed a symbolic drop of blood (to honor all my kind who have bled for them) and simply put a little daisy down the barrel of their guns!

Bill Maher
AKA singleton

If she uses that stupid meaningless term "point in fact" one more time, I'm gonna go Postal!!

Bill Maher rules!!

While I don't regularly listen to Limbaugh, it seems to me that he goes out of his way to have opposing views on his show.  

O'Reilly ALWAYS has both sides of an argument present.  The fact is that in the presence of the Conservative argument, the Liberal usually looks moronic.

I think you have been listening and watching Dan, Tom and Peter on the network news shows so long you actually think they are middle of the road.  Their Liberal bias is so blatant that many Americans have just turned them off and now tuned into the Fox Network and Conservative Talk Radio.  In 1980 81% of all TV's turned on during the National News Hour were tuned into either ABC, CBS or NBC.  In 2001 on 42%!  Where have those news watchers gone, a lot of them to Fox News and Radio Conservative Talk Shows.

What cracks me up so much is the last 40 years, the  Liberal Bias on Network News programs has been controlled by the Democratic Party and now that their is an alternative you crybabies whine about the shouting coming from the right!.  While what you consider to be the Conservative Right programming offers both viewpoints in every timeslot they have.  

The "Fair" is having both viewpoints on every show.  The "Balance" comes from balancing out the Extreme Liberal Bias on the Network News Shows!

The most closed minded schmucks in major media are the Liberals.

Al couldn't make it today so he asked me to post this for him. Have a great day! ... and oh yes, God Bless America!  

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/excerpts/2003-08-21-lies_x.htm


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One of the great minds of the loudmouthed left!  Look for his book on the discount table by Labor Day!

But at least I understand you better, I was hoping for intelligent interaction, and per usual, like almost all of the liberals I come in contact with, you pull out a whoopie cushion liberal's ideas instead of debating with your own brain.

I bet you enjoyed "Earth in the Balance" and "It Takes a Village" too!



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it was *I* who was hoping for a cogent reply (as i had originally stated in my, i mean Bill's post) ... but instead, it seems you resorted to (yet another) tactical Mad-Hatter-ish stat-pulling (like my dear little Coultergeist) and rebutted with the same "irrelevant" TV ratings i was hoping i would disparage

did you even get the point of that H.L. Mencken reference?  you know he wasn't exactly one of those "moronic" liberals you like to bash (or smash, whichever  

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[sigh] ... why does it ALWAYS degenerate into the same mud-slinging insult-fest with "you people"? ... it's true isn't it? you really DO want to pound my, i mean Bill's, Liberal ass into the ground, don't you?  

LOL

Funny how for the most part of the last 50 years when the Democratic Party was fucking up this Country and the hordes of the great unwashed were voting for a democratic controlled congress and senate, and the only news source for most were the liberal biased major media you most likely were not quoting H. L. Mencken!

Funny how you lefties when confronted by facts (stats) and the simple stating of the obvious about both right and left views being demonstrated daily on Fox News you reply with...

"it seems you resorted to (yet another) tactical Mad-Hatter-ish stat-pulling (like my dear little Coultergeist) and rebutted with the same "irrelevant" TV ratings i was hoping i would disparage"  

... tripe without engaging the actual information given.

The tide has turned, the great socialistic plan to fleece the "rich", scrape off half for government, and give to the "poor" has failed.  For example, the black community, has given you guys their votes since forever, and they are waking up to the fact that you have done nothing for them!  All people have started to vote more conservative because they have finally figured out that liberals consider anyone making over 40K a year as rich!

And the best you guys can scrape off your shoe is Howard Dean?  Memories of the 1984 election come to mind.  

As far as a mud slinging insult fest, please, do you really admire Franken as a liberal scholar?  And yes, if I were king I wouldn't stop to piss on Bill if he was on fire, Clinton or Maher!

i don't mind that you're hiding behind an alias. god forbid you should emerge with your real identity (like me) and let folks (your "friends" and "enemies") know who you really are (and be "appraised" or "judged" accordingly and/or respectively) ... but to each his own

i do like the "cut of your jig" (btw, 100 points for the Simpsons episode reference folks!) ... heck, you even used a (variant) of one of my ATF catchphrases: "hordes of the great unwashed" -- except i like "unwashed masses" better ... but again, to each his own

in fact you know what? to each his own thru-n-thru ... let's not even "argue" anymore. not because it's pointless or that your post lacked any sense (frankly it didn't) ... FWIW, i think Dean is an idiot and Franken a comedic genius but most assuredly NOT a political deep-thinker or "scholar" -- just an insightful satirist ... i think you may've taken that tongue-in-cheek Harvard reference in that excerpt from his best-selling book a bit too seriously. but then according to Mencken "best-selling" or "popular" isn't necessarily a "good" thing at all, right?)


overall we're much a like. the only BIG difference between you and me is that .... unlike you .... i probably would piss on you if you were on fire! ... what? LOL ... i only meant if i had to in order to save your life, is all!

J/K widya! ... see this is what i love about TER ... two not-so-radically opposed (and perhaps equally perverted) minds brought together and "united" by the almighty power of the "p*ssy"


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btw, in case this helps clear things up ... the last person who called me "simpleton" on this board, got to see a very different side of me ... it wasn't pleasant (not even for me) .... his alias was "villageguy"

The People's Republic of Massachusetts!  That explains everything.

I have never understood how such a lovely town and magnificent state could be so totally perverted by one wealthy Irish family of rum runners?  It seems everyone from cab drivers to restaurant owners make the sign of the cross when they use the K word.

I visit your fair city often, usually staying in Marblehead.

BTW, I wasn't hiding behind a moniker anymore than you were, as if my regular moniker is of any more value, we're all anonymous here!

We can agree to disagree, agreeably, but your still wrong.

LOL, don't even get me started! ... the K's think they must "rule" with the same self-annointed autocracy as other Monarchs (the inbred ruling family of England for example)

the first generation may have been rum-runners ([laugh] who're we kidding?, they WERE!) and had mob ties to boot (mainly to the "Black Mass" but also to the "Eye-talians") .... but the 2nd generation did do a lot for this country (also to redeem themselves and their parents' lineage) ... but as for the 3rd generation ... LOL

i run into one of the "yung-uns" at AA meetings here in Boston every once in a while ... and having heard his "story" i have to say it's truly sad to see what a lifetime of trust-funds, aimless comfy living, shallow intellectual interests and a false sense of entitlement has done to this new generation ... but who am i to judge, my laundry ain't exactly sparkling clean either!  

so you see, i am NOT a knee-jerk (automatic) warrior-defender of the reigning "Demo-crass" family (or liberals for that matter) ... i'd even hasten to add that anyone who (to this day) claims that the JFK/BK assasination was the work of the "Repos" and/or their Military Industrial Complex is hopelessly deluded (case in point Oliver Stone) ... anyone with even a precursory knowledge of how the "real" mob work(s/ed) will know that it was Sam Giancanna et al (but let's not rehash all that)

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so as you say, let's agree to diasgree if need be (apparently you still think i'm wrong about *everything*) ... but speaking of "fair & balanced" .... doesn't it strike you the least bit strange that in the last coupla msgs in this thread, i've made at least 3-4 key concessions (Bill O'Reilly being "an intelligent man", Al Franken is "NOT a scholar" and so on) .... and YOU have yet to make a SINGLE one ?

i'm not asking for any (frankly, i don't need them nor am i that interested) ... it's just an observation on how "balanced" this exchange has been

anyway, nice chatting with you bribite (really)

You seem to write very nice reviews of the ladies!

Oh, here's another one, Al Franken is funny . . .  looking.

However, I never claimed to be fair and balanced, I am a center right conservative.  Like you, I believe strongly in my observations and views.   I do think that I get a more concise view of the liberal standpoint on Fox than the slant without balance of the other networks, but then again, they may have changed, i haven't watched since I had an alternative.

Have you read Bernard Goldberg's book " Bias: A CBS Insider Exposes How the Media Distorts the News"?  

I am a friend of Bill W too.

[insert HP] grant us the serenity/courage/wisdom to live-with-others/challenge-ourselves/know-what-matters, respectively!