The story is this:  a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ).  This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in  and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached  is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down  in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead  she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there... and he's a catch???

He says he has nothing wrong with him...personally I disagree it has a HUGE ego.
What's your take???

Huge ego is not the words I would use to describe this guy, he sounds like an arrogant jerk, no woman in her right mind would make a call back.

What a arrogant asshole he is.  I only listened to about 15 secs.  He sure is full of  himself.  Good luck girls it you meet up with this asshole.  He gives us honest hobbyists a bad name.

Just my .01, for you, asshole, if you read this, you ain't worth 2 cents.

Swim

That...was...AWESOME! Welcome to the grand delusion.

listened to....the guy has more then a Huge Ego...after listening to the 2nd message...I would have ran to the phone before I missed my opportunity....lol...Not!!

Keep reading the responses.  It seems that the makers of Borat and Bruno have come up with another gag.

What a douche!  He was trying to compliment her, all the while talking about himself and what a great catch he is!
No thanks!  I would be scared to call him...
What a weirdo!
I love that he 'doesn't make second calls' and then starts making demands, all the while leaving a second message....
Too bad he's not intelligent enough not to leave a message that makes him sound like a complete LOSER!!!

Screw your deadline, douchebag!  Completely forgotten!  The issue is, you sir, are a strange, strange man!

LMAO!  Thanks for the laughs!
xoxo

Everything's wrong with him.

Too bad he didn't leave his number, I'm sure his phone would be ringing off the hook with "elegant" women calling for a date!

I can only take comfort in the fact that since he says he's Greek,

He most likely isn't Jewish.

Probably not circumcised either, which could be one reason the old girlfriend dumped him.  That or just being an ass.

& he's writing a spec. movie script, the sign of a true loser-----Dimitri, here's some advice :
go play a game of Russian Roulette.

link was posted by one of the replies to the original post.

OK ladies.....now it's your chance.

Give him an appearance rating.

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OMG!!!! Lmao!

Wow he is something else! I probably would have called back and said something "elegant" LoL yeah right!

The guys is a total jack ass, that goes without saying. But to play that on the air was uncalled for.

Just delete the message and move on. I am sure his wife was thrilled to hear that.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

They deserve each other.

of all males.  His ego is beyond belief.  In fact, he will probably want you to pay him for his time.  How fast can you erase the number?

The sad part is that there are women who would have called him though.   They want a controlling man like that.  

All one has to do is watch Jerry Springer for a few days to see the men that women fight over to understand that many women are desperate for a man.

You didn't listen to him at all, he is single. He is also, of course, in dire need of the humbling experience the embarrassment of being outed in public like that will bring.

b-

OMG LMAO this guy is so stuck up. He thinks he is the shit. I would never clal him except to tell him he isnt all that.


and he wonders why he is "completely" single. There is nothing wrong with him?

hell I would call him and tell him 500 an hour is what i am willing to take to spend an hour with him..


"maybe hes an asshole"

bridgette

probably lying.

I thought I made myself perfectly clear that she only had one more chance to call.  AND SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT!!!  What!  She must be an IDIOT!

There is nothing wrong with me!
I'm not passive-aggressive.
I am not as completely full of myself as I could be (at least those 7 or 8 women that approach me every day tell me so).  
I even gave her some very insightful, well-worded psychological analysis as to why she might be taking the chance on losing this GOLDEN opportunity.  And I didn't charge her.

Then she has the gaul to not return my phone calls.

OK, I'm going to give her ONE more chance.  I'll call one more time.  But I don't EVER do third calls.  So if she doesn't immediately phone me, begging my indulgence and understanding, then I guess my only option is to track down where she works and hangs out.

Man!  I wish I had figured out this approach sooner.  I'm sure it's going to get me all the Hot Babes that I deserve!

{Holy Cow!  This guy makes ME look good!}



-- Modified on 9/2/2009 3:26:01 PM

He was a total catch!!!!  He even told you so in case you missed it!  He's greek!!!!!   Tha's why you looked so elegant to him...you had NO mustache!!!!  LOL   Hell, he might have made you a movie star!  How on earth did you let this guy slip away?????  If there was ANYTHING that you might have missed about him when he approached you, he filled you in on all of his positive attributes!!  It's like you've known him all your life!!!!  Women...they never know a great thing when they see it, and then when they are also told about it AFTER they see it!!!

Unbelievable!

By the way, I really DID erase your number, and I hope you did the same!!!!  LMAO