While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responed.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?", asked the cop.

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."



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Good one Forti!...doubled my pleasure...and I'm sure a double fine...lol...another waste of LE resources though(see my post up above)...not really I would imagine...it pays the bills.
Cheers!

btw, in case there are some (newbies?) who doubt that LE would loiter around these parts ... believe me if it wasn't worth their while they wouldn't (look up the history of BigDoggie). after all there's plenty of other things they  could be doing (like porn surfing! which i'm sure is what they most definitely do especially when they have to park their oinky fat cholestrol-ridden ass behind a monitor all day)

also to those who may have witnessed an odious exchange between myself and a "perp" here on National a while back and would posit that why would "guys" like him bother to engage in public argument, build up an Ivy League persona ... that is doesn't make sense, that they wouldn't be so vocal, it's not worth their time, etc

THINK AGAIN!

if LE would spend MONTHS to build up the persona of a 14-year-old girl in order to entrap a school teacher (rightly or wrongly) believe me they will do a FAR more elaborate job of fooling folks on TER in order bust an agency or make an example out of a high-profile provider