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HooktardGold 1904 reads
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"Make a Manatee look like a Mermaid" bwahhahaa. Ask her for a face shot, and see how that goes babe. I know a few oldies I could send your way if you tell me where the hell you are. :)

Panthera123716 reads

So I am attempting to justify this in my own mind. I look at this providers photos and I see the body of a 25 year old. She's over 45, but her face doesn't reflect that. Now, her photographer is that Aldo guy who can make a manatee look like a mermaid, so I deducted two points off her average appearance score, and I still like her.

Her home base is about two hours away and I don't normally like to drive such a distance just to get laid so I may wait until she visits my home town again. I won't name the provider because I don't want to disappoint her if I decide not to see her.  

Maybe I should just nix this idea and find a 20 year old to bang and get this MILF thing out of my head. It worked the last time.  

I think it's easier for a hobbyist to go from seeing older providers to younger providers as opposed to the other way around. Does that sound accurate?

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HooktardGold1905 reads

"Make a Manatee look like a Mermaid" bwahhahaa. Ask her for a face shot, and see how that goes babe. I know a few oldies I could send your way if you tell me where the hell you are. :)

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Panthera122041 reads

I could ask her for a candid or a self shot. Please don't send any old bags my way. This particular provider just has the look that I like and that body is sculpted the way I like them. She also has natural tits, which look like B cups and perky.

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sympathyforthedevil1996 reads

That's one of the best lines I've seen here!

Posted By: HooktardGold
"Make a Manatee look like a Mermaid" bwahhahaa. Ask her for a face shot, and see how that goes babe. I know a few oldies I could send your way if you tell me where the hell you are. :)

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GhostWriteroftheDamned1688 reads

...is going to start working against him and his clients.

     Whenever I see Aldo's name on a photo the red flags go up as fast as when I see 20 consecutive 10/10's in a two page long review history.

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fanoftheo1588 reads

and can tell you that he has an ego the size of a flea.

Seriously, the man is very, very humble and does not take anything for granted. He appreciates all the ladies and he is kept very busy with them always wanting him to photograph them.

He also appreciates all the men who compliment him on his work.

Too bad you do not see the professionalism in his work and can only make disparaging and degrading comments.  

Then again, that does say more about you than anything you could say about him.

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DeepVDiver1720 reads

Aldo is a nice guy. I suppose when you hit the top of your game, everyone wants to take a shot.

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Panthera121837 reads

How do you think I would be if I were to see her and have a bad date? If you think I am bad now……….

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mrfisher1854 reads

Get out there and live it!

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Panthera121963 reads

but I may just have to live this one.

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Eva Loren1695 reads

I think it's easier for a hobbyist to go from seeing younger providers to older.  From gents I've talked to, some of them start out wanting the tiny, young, hottie, but then as they start looking for an experience that is a little more fulfilling in ways other than just sex, they tend to seek out older providers who have more experience.

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Panthera121586 reads

I don't care who you are. (I know we both like that saying).  

But you are right. It does equal out. The only drawback is that 22.5 = double donation.

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SinCitySinner1784 reads

But as a follow up question to P12's dilemma...

 
Are  MILF's more drama queen's than younger gals?

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AnotherDonJohn1494 reads

You're delirious.

TS is free these days I hear.

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0603450onThe1537 reads

'you' know this.....because???????

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AnotherDonJohn2015 reads

So I thought you'd be eager.  

Panther's got a growing waiting list of MILFs.  

No other insinuations.

Remember new leaf - turning. Lol

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0603450onThe1632 reads

#1 Eager? Again, you know this because???? Are you a fly on 'my' wall now too? I'm sorry, wrong again. And yes, 'Panthera' not 'Panther' (I believe) and I may have seemingly turned over a 'new leaf' ourselves, but rest assured he and I are in agreement that 'TS' has never been on that list, nor will she ever be and trust me, it's all good lol. Plus, being on the 'bottom' of any long list to see anyone and waiting in line.............hahahaha, well now, that's just not my style, I'm afraid.  And quite frankly, I've got my hands full these days with gentlemen who want to see me with no line at all and that works just fine for me ;)

#2 Insinuations are like 'ass'umptions to me, so until you know the facts, don't bother assuming anything especially about 'TS'...it's really not very becoming. Now, until you choose to reveal your 'true self' I bore easily with the incessant lil boy games of 'who's on first and what's on second', and I think you would also know I become 'HIGHLY' uninterested very very quickly. Buttttttt, I would never wish ill will on anyone, so I do wish you the best in your 'endeavors' on here and wherever the 'wind' may take that new leaf. Just remember, 'games' are for lil boys. Be a man, if indeed you are and step up to the plate...it's been waiting ever so patiently for you to hit a homerun ;)

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AnotherDonJohn2087 reads

Otherwise, where did the flight of ideas , and of fancy, come from?

Remarkable part is that the rant was semi-organized this time.

Want to look up the price of NFLX while you're at it, and other things we weren't talking about?

Btw, I was making harmless fun. Panther was a riff off Panthera so that I could type a roaring sound.  

#1 don't sell yourself short. P seems to be in a particularly charitable mood, maybe even is losing some of his vision.  

Bottom of the line? Nah, more like pile. But think of it like a rugby scrum and you're all greased up. Lol.

#2 I'm detecting a little something-something frustration like MS. Steele is feeling the Don but doesn't know how to express herself.

So, as in high school, she lashes out unnecessarily to be noticed.

And mentions her long line of suitors.

And insinuates- not assumes mind you- that the Don might be toying with her affections. Lol.

Cute- in a way. We'll take it under advisement.

But this was P's milf fantasy, not mine..

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0603450onThe1593 reads

'his' fantasy, unless of course you're him...but I would bank I pretty much 'know' who you are, now more than ever ;) but don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I scanned your post and all I caught was 'greased' up...lol but only when someone asks ;)

Btw, make sure you're gentleman enough to remember to pull OUT the chair at dinner and pick UP the check if you asked her...(from Ms. Steele's Gentleman Etiquette 101, a few free tips just for you ;)

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AnotherDonJohn1705 reads

But yes, I would be a complete gentleman- check, chair, door, maybe a gift - if we were having dinner.

Btw, for those wondering, perhaps inspired by P's change of heart, I proposed a dinner out with Ms. Steele but we've not reached terms.

Ms Steele wants info about two identities (including mine) but she isn't good at compromising.

I expect she will reject them ultimately. I hate difficult negotiations though.



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0603450onThe1733 reads

out there publicly...ok then. I now 'somewhat' view you as a man. Key word, 'somewhat'. However, while you think I suck at bargaining...let's just say I only bargain with gentlemen who REVEAL themselves. Fair enough wouldn't ya say? I'm sure any gal here would agree with that statement as being a 'just' business decision. I don't negotiate with illusions, it doesn't work that way with me, which is why, yes you are correct, negotiations are indeed over ;) Tough cookie aren't I....but sweet as sugar.  

I will wrap this up in saying, I always leave the door open, should you have a change of heart or see my wonderful side of things. Then and only then may we 'discuss' dinner. And only if I feel like it and the terms are what 'I' choose ;) Anyway, I gave you the go ahead to take the 'other' gal to dinner so what are you waiting for. I did say she is quite the catch, enjoy yourself 'highly' ;) I'm sure she'll jump on it. We do think VERY differently, she and I.  

I will say you are indeed showing a bit of better promise of the proper 'etiquette' and all and that is a good sign with Ms. Steele, I'll give you that much......for now.

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AnotherDonJohn1680 reads

... The "other" gal to dinner. Especially as her new legit job, if i'm guessing correctly, would likely let her comp the thing.

But I'm happy to pay for her and her lil sister too:)

See? We can agree on something! Lol

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0603450onThe1686 reads

we can agree on this one thing. Just be sure you don't 'ass'ume she's going to comp 'your' dinner. Have you not learned anything after all our chats? Geezk Im a bit disappointed I must say. Lol

And yes...once a swindler in the game always a swindler in tthe game. Damn I really do hate it when I'm right. Really I do ;) I thought something smelled a bit 'fishy' up in here...oh yea I don't eat fish.

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AnotherDonJohn1763 reads

I was talking about business expensing.

She's legit now. And if she's at a firm in the business I think she is, those people would be happy if I don't hang up on them, let alone take me to dinner on their coin. I haven't paid for my own business dinner in years. Last time I went, the host sent me home with steaks, appetizers, and dessert for my entire family. Lol.  

Then, going back to your misinterpretation, I hinted that if it's strictly fun, I'm happy to pay for THEM.

Now stop stalking me and let me fantasize about that good time. Lol.

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AsianManNOVA2075 reads

I have seen girls in their early twenties (a few 18/19-year-olds just to fulfill my fantasy) and women in their late forties. As long as they look like their pics, that is all that matters to me look-wise. I actually try to avoid young hotties these days because a lot of them think their shit don't stink, and they are actually doing us a favor fucking us for money.  A lot of them just coast on their looks and have no idea how to please a man. Plus, what can we talk about? The weather?

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Panthera121679 reads

I have plenty to talk about with the youngins especially if they are educated (or being educated). If not, I can just shove my dick back in their mouth for a second round. I really am not overly concerned about talking. I have seen providers who speak almost no English and seem to get by just fine.

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Panthera121966 reads

I think I would get better treatment then you would. It's only natural. Perhaps when I reach your age a 50 year old will be the youngin. We are just batting at different generations.

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Jinx_The_Cat1756 reads

Only one way to find out.  You may or may not hate yourself in the morning.

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Posted By: Panthera12
So I am attempting to justify this in my own mind. I look at this providers photos and I see the body of a 25 year old. She's over 45, but her face doesn't reflect that. Now, her photographer is that Aldo guy who can make a manatee look like a mermaid, so I deducted two points off her average appearance score, and I still like her.  
   
 Her home base is about two hours away and I don't normally like to drive such a distance just to get laid so I may wait until she visits my home town again. I won't name the provider because I don't want to disappoint her if I decide not to see her.  
   
 Maybe I should just nix this idea and find a 20 year old to bang and get this MILF thing out of my head. It worked the last time.  
   
 I think it's easier for a hobbyist to go from seeing older providers to younger providers as opposed to the other way around. Does that sound accurate?  
   
   
   
   

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Dr Who revived1927 reads

That's Rod in the front row....

Dave is in the middle, and I'm almost positive that's UncleBill in the back taking some notes.

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hammerhead8961952 reads

I say go for it! Get what you like here its your time and dime and I like young barbies too. But I also like mature providers who know what they are doing,know what they like and are comfortable with themselves and if a mature woman is hot well she is hot!

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Dave760152102 reads

I think CPA's makin' a lil' joke!!     If  she's too young to have voted for Ross Perot, then she's too young for my tastes IMHO.

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Dave760151736 reads

Just like when Mickey D's gave away coke spoons....Perfect size....or what I remembered reading in Readers Digest....Sorry!  That lil' rag your Grandmomma used to subscribe to when you were a wee lil' baybeee.  It was like a blog written on paper and was 3 or 4 months old when it came to her house delivered by the Postman.

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Dave760151862 reads

MILF does a body good.  Helps build strong Bones.  

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0603450onThe1685 reads

lookie what I missed.......well SEIZE the day Panthera ;) I say go for it!! You might just surprise yourself and have a good time!! Age is just a # ya know........

But Julia, I love you babe, but never ever ever will you see a laser beam come near my face or a needle...no way jose. I'll age as I'm supposed to, naturally, and wear it proudly ;)

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Posted By: TaylorSteele
lookie what I missed.......well SEIZE the day Panthera ;) I say go for it!! You might just surprise yourself and have a good time!! Age is just a # ya know........  
   
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WickedBrut1604 reads

That last post I made to TaylorSteele resulted in a premature post. I meant to draw a comparison between age being just a number to weight, an IQ being just numbers. Probably no need to elaborate.

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0603450onThe1590 reads

ill, extremely ill. I can't imagine what's gotten into you lately.... lol

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Panthera121582 reads

OR perhaps it's just some subliminal messages that I have been receiving as of late.

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0603450onThe1704 reads

subliminal, but I doubt it. I think you're a lil too cunning for anyone to get into that brain of yours in such a way. Nonetheless, she's pretty hot but I would venture to say she's still not over the age of 30 Panthera....LOL see you can't get away from it no matter how hard you try. But I give you a 10 for full blown effort. ;)

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AnotherDonJohn1733 reads

A full blown effort...lol

Again, would you be subtly volunteering? Lol.

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0603450onThe1626 reads

No. But he's more than welcome to fly me down to help 'medicate' him. That offer is there for anyone ;) I could use some sun and warmth right about now lol. You could always chip in since you're such a big spender yourself and his buddy and all knowing just what 'he' needs

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0603450onThe1591 reads

'ass'uming again ;)

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AnotherDonJohn1775 reads

I would like some sun as well. I'm fishing for ways to write it off.

I'd love to help P but first we need a go ahead on his waiting scrum.

Big spender, no. Never claimed to be.  

You remember my tirade about only paying what things are worth? Unfortunately, from my job, i put a price on everything. The times I tend to overspend are for my SO only

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0603450onThe1901 reads

sweet and all but need I remind you where you are...the 'ladies' here are NOT free and most are not up for 'negotiations', at least as far as I know, but I can and will only speak for myself. I'm sure you could find a few who would be more than willing to bargain with you ;) It's good to know your SO comes first at least. Ms. Steele's Etiquette tip #4 ;) And no I don't remember your tirade unfortunately...I'm a 'scanner' remember? Plus I'm NOT on the P list anyway silly. He's got his eye on way more women of all ages over me...thought we already had this discussion.....NOT on THE list lol, are you 'scanning' my posts now too? However, I'd be more than happy to find him someone he'd enjoy free of charge... although I hear he's quite picky, ok VERY PICKY lol. That's too much pressure, ok, nevermind lol. Sorry P.  

Btw, Happy Fishing ;)

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I would like some sun as well. I'm fishing for ways to write it off.  
   
 I'd love to help P but first we need a go ahead on his waiting scrum.  
   
 Big spender, no. Never claimed to be.  
   
 You remember my tirade about only paying what things are worth? Unfortunately, from my job, i put a price on everything. The times I tend to overspend are for my SO only.  
   
 

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AnotherDonJohn1521 reads

Info is not free either. Most of the expense in my line of work is for information.

It's always nice to meet a new lady but I'm not starved for dinner partners. You asked so I threw out an idea.

If you want me to pay your fee you charge 69 yo Manginas who don't have info for you, the offer is flatly rejected. Lol.

 
Yes, scanning your posts now. They've become disorganized again.

Feel free to find me someone free to spend time with...dinner time at least. I assume the other part costs what it costs.  

I like to dine at nice places and usu other people treat me

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0603450onThe1602 reads

want any 'info'....I told you it's not that important to me, who you are or the lady in question. However I see you want it to be ;) Ooooppps...I think it's already forgotten, oh god it's gone from the brain lol. Really, enjoy dinner with you know who ;) Maybe I should tell her to order the most expensive thing on the menu after all this hassle you've caused, do you think she'd listen to me? I doubt it. Oh well.  

It has been fun playing tho. Soon, again?

Next time tho, share the 'whole' story about the 'negotiations' and tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, ok?

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AnotherDonJohn1538 reads

Protest so vehemently that they don't care about stuff,  

Yet are sending multiple inbound pm's asking for stuff like identities.

I only made my proposal in response.

If it's just marketing, I told you here in many posts that bores me.  

So, in answer to this and the thread above: the issue is closed.

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0603450onThe1833 reads

multiple PM's...come on. Give me a break.  

Anyhow, yes issue is closed because if this was propositioned by P's thread here, the PM's YOU sent happened days ago, this thread yesterday. Hmmm, interesting. However, on a lighter note since I seemed to have gotten under your skin a bit ;) How silly of me...I did forget to add, before the case is closed of course...while I'm sure you have plenty of 'dinner' companions at 'your' discretion and since you have admittedyou have an SO, we are the same but different in that boat. I don't date nor do I have an SO, so when I am asked out by a nice gentleman to accompany him to dinner or lunch here, I am beyond flattered and typically 'no' talk of negotiations are EVER present in the room +/-.  

As a matter of fact, I had a splendid lunch date yesterday with someone who was a complete gentleman as always. Thank you, you know who you are. Imagine bacon and asparagus flatbread for me (OMG to die for) and he had this amazing what looked to be a 7" thick burger on that plate...it was to die for, my mouth was salivating and of course, he shared ;) He watched me scoff down a big ol nummy bite and he got one of my breads lol. You see, I'm a 'sharer' so that would have to be on the menu for dinner as well. Are you capable of that I wonder?  

Oh well, ok, now I rest my case. Case is indeed closed. ;)

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AnotherDonJohn1789 reads

All that needs to be said (pic).

That's you in the pic.

Otherwise, I didn't read so you win the debate. Lol.

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0603450onThe1450 reads

doesnt look like me but ok...I win....Nick BIB GAG whichever one you are Lol. Did I forget anyone?

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DeepVDiver1590 reads

That lunch WAS quite tasty. My only regret about the burger is the damn spot I now have on my shirt lol. Did you like it when I pushed in your chair at the  bar? I see that is in your book of etiquette. I suppose some men would only do that if you tipped them. You showed me that courtesy has its own rewards though, sexy

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AnotherDonJohn1683 reads

When will such dudes learn when women are using them?

And in a stalking thread to try to interest me, no less. Lol


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Dave760151564 reads

other grown up adult ladies, the more I think you want to to take a trip to MILF Island.    
Surrender to your deep-seated latent feelings.   MILF does a body good!!

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DeepVDiver1393 reads

and clearly what he's doing is working well for him.

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0603450onThe1476 reads

to rest. He 'tried' to go and I said 'no'. Whether he wants to or not is another story and it doesn't matter quite honestly.  

Hi Diver btw, hope you're still smiling today.......;)

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AnotherDonJohn1331 reads

If that thought puts a smile on a senior citizen's face so be it- let that be the record.  

However, you might consider maybe manufacturing some pictures of my trying to "go."

Since right now, it's just boring pm's of play negotiations for dinner that went nowhere.  

Again, just leave me to my new 3-some fantasy with the twins. Lol.

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0603450onThe1423 reads

if you would see EVERY other girl in the biz...BUT me.  

Interesting...'IF' my photos were SO 'unappealling', then why the invite to dinner and the +/- talk (whatever the hell that was about anyway) and of course, albeit 'your' way.

The 'other' girl was announced only AFTER I said NO. And what did I tell you...'Enjoy her, I hear she's quite the catch.'  

Not here to spoil your 3some fantasy, hell see them 10x and then 10x more and then kindly ask me if I give a flying crap, just as long as you leave me 'out' of anything else.

I also believe the PM's 'ended' when 'I' ended them.

But yet at the end of the day I'm sure we can agree that it does suck when you don't get what you want...doesn't it....

Move on and disturb someone else.  

This discussion IS over.

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AnotherDonJohn1573 reads

So stop begging. It's embarrassing.

As you see, I stopped replying to your pm.

What started as a fun flirty thing turned into a psycho/ ego thing to you.

Of course if I had been about to arrange a date, i'd give you screening info.  

Pretending you said no because I wouldn't give you my info right off the bat?
Whatever floats your provider boat.
You act like you just started doing this despite your advanced age.

In any professional world, it's a bad thing when people stop replying to your pm/emails.
So, just stop writing me. Lol.

Ever hear the expression:

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.  

Look it up. That's a freebie. On me. Lol.

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Dave760151533 reads

Glad you are back!

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2labman1251 reads

I've got two regular providers, one is a 42 y.o. MILF and she is wonderful.  The experience and perspective make it an entirely different experience from the other provider who is in her mid twenties.
I love them both and hope to keep seeing both of them.

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angelexotic1553 reads

had mentioned she wants to see him and then doesn't go
Wow even in your thread post you are totally on yourself what a riot you are.
that is so funny that post is totally shows your personality
you need to get over yourself because if one guy says he's going to see you and then he cancels trust me her panties are getting a bunch of she's pretty and she's over 45 she's not going to give a care about little old you cancel an appointment on her so get over yoursel

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Panthera121989 reads

with a pencil in your mouth. You actually made a little sense for a change. Do everyone a favor. Stay out of the pharmacy.

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