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sympathyforthedevil2129 reads

Was walking out of a store today and saw a license plate frame that said "Jeremy and Ashley Forever" with hearts down the sides. At the bottom is said "March 2007".  Thinking of the cynics on this site I thought you might find it amusing considering how many hobbyist are married. So just judging by the names I'm guessing they are younger. Probably early 30's? And then I realized the 7 year itch is coming.  

Anybody want to guess the odds of that license plate frame being burned in effigy within 5 years? To help your calculations this is Southern California.

Also please remember that the guy allowed that to be put on his car! LOL

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WickedBrut506 reads

That a lot of creeps out there yell out, "Hi, Ashley! How's it going?!" Whenever a woman walks to the car and gets behind the wheel. Yes, they're probably young.

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TheHoundOfCullin419 reads

Only if she let's me keep the rubber balls I hang from the trailer hitch! :D
Just joking. I doubt I will ever get married...

My friends are just about to hit that time.. Second babies..
Shit, and puke everywhere.. Yuk.
Wives are all fucked up... It's a stressful time in life. I get it. That's why I'm not doing it.

It's only a matter of time before they slip..

I know this because they ask me what I've been up to all of the time.
I wouldn't tell any of them now because one of them ratted me out. But thats another story.

Anyway. They definitely live vicariously through my stories.. To the point that they are pissed at me for not having anything new to tell them.
I explained what TER is to a few of them.. I kinda felt guilty. :(

BTW. If you ever tell anyone about TER.. NEVER EVER give them your handle...
Sounds like obvious advice, but I just found myself almost doing just that.

It's a pain in the ass to have an Alias in life.. Everyone can slip.. I don't care how experienced you are.
I feel bad for the ladies.. They have it way worse..

It must be hard to have a double life.. Exhausting. You know

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sympathyforthedevil425 reads

It's EZ in my position but if/when the day is discovered.....

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Dave76015460 reads

I figure he's going to be doing one of two things:  Joining the Mangina Mob and using his powers for good, or he's going to the Dark Side, hanging with the He Men Women Haters Club.    However way he goes, I bet it won't be very pretty

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no_email418 reads

You need to start thinking out side the "box"

 

Get it? BOX

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no_email415 reads

I've met some by the name of Jerry, sometimes spelled Gerry.

 

Actually I've never met a guy named Ashley, but I've heard of guys going by that name

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Dr Who revived524 reads

but Scarlett O'Hara knows him

Posted By: bigvern
I've met some by the name of Jerry, sometimes spelled Gerry.  
   
   
   
 Actually I've never met a guy named Ashley, but I've heard of guys going by that name.  
   
   
 

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no_email434 reads

I've never met a female named Ashley, that I didn't want to fuck.

 
Well, except for Mary-Kate's sister.

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TheHoundOfCullin377 reads

You know. The one where the kid gets picked on so bad he bites the teachers tit, then blows his head off in front of the whole class... Freaky..

We should remember to be nice to each other. :)

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Roxie_Jabulani432 reads

I thought the same thing. LoL! You never know these days

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Pavliena404 reads

dear gentlemen.. how  you are there  with no love ?? not loved??
 It is not is horrible?? when nobody loves you ?
 even wives ? and providers use for money ?
 I am  a woman..
 I saw men I feel them  

 all normal men become sooo unhappy when they are not loved ..

 and seems here you just as .. how it in Englosh Bravado of being john ... ?
 
my heart goes bloody and soul cries when I see how men are unhappy here  and coming less and  less lovers  
 it NOT what woman needs  
 love  
 man needs it more  
 stop  li to yourself that you need just vagina  

 you need it all

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Gigi431 reads

Champagne glasses for Mike and Debbie 4ever Sept 10, 2004. I wondered if 4ever was now over.

I honestly do not think humans are meant to be monogamous.

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