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Saw something today I thought was hilarious.
sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 2125 reads
posted
1 / 19
Saw something today I thought was hilarious.

Was walking out of a store today and saw a license plate frame that said "Jeremy and Ashley Forever" with hearts down the sides. At the bottom is said "March 2007".  Thinking of the cynics on this site I thought you might find it amusing considering how many hobbyist are married. So just judging by the names I'm guessing they are younger. Probably early 30's? And then I realized the 7 year itch is coming.  

Anybody want to guess the odds of that license plate frame being burned in effigy within 5 years? To help your calculations this is Southern California.

Also please remember that the guy allowed that to be put on his car! LOL

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 504 reads
posted
2 / 19
I also suspect...

That a lot of creeps out there yell out, "Hi, Ashley! How's it going?!" Whenever a woman walks to the car and gets behind the wheel. Yes, they're probably young.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 419 reads
posted
3 / 19
I would let my wife put that on my license plate.

Only if she let's me keep the rubber balls I hang from the trailer hitch! :D
Just joking. I doubt I will ever get married...

My friends are just about to hit that time.. Second babies..
Shit, and puke everywhere.. Yuk.
Wives are all fucked up... It's a stressful time in life. I get it. That's why I'm not doing it.

It's only a matter of time before they slip..

I know this because they ask me what I've been up to all of the time.
I wouldn't tell any of them now because one of them ratted me out. But thats another story.

Anyway. They definitely live vicariously through my stories.. To the point that they are pissed at me for not having anything new to tell them.
I explained what TER is to a few of them.. I kinda felt guilty. :(

BTW. If you ever tell anyone about TER.. NEVER EVER give them your handle...
Sounds like obvious advice, but I just found myself almost doing just that.

It's a pain in the ass to have an Alias in life.. Everyone can slip.. I don't care how experienced you are.
I feel bad for the ladies.. They have it way worse..

It must be hard to have a double life.. Exhausting. You know

Dave76015 38 Reviews 459 reads
posted
4 / 19
When Jeremy finally has his meltdown,

I figure he's going to be doing one of two things:  Joining the Mangina Mob and using his powers for good, or he's going to the Dark Side, hanging with the He Men Women Haters Club.    However way he goes, I bet it won't be very pretty

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 425 reads
posted
5 / 19
Re: I would let my wife put that on my license plate.

It's EZ in my position but if/when the day is discovered.....

no_email 3 Reviews 417 reads
posted
6 / 19
You know Ashley is an androgynous name.

You need to start thinking out side the "box"

 

Get it? BOX

mrfisher 115 Reviews 346 reads
posted
7 / 19
Funny, I was thinking the same thing only about Jeremy. eom


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no_email 3 Reviews 415 reads
posted
8 / 19
I see what you mean. I've never met a gal named Jeremy.

I've met some by the name of Jerry, sometimes spelled Gerry.

 

Actually I've never met a guy named Ashley, but I've heard of guys going by that name

Dr Who revived 523 reads
posted
9 / 19
Never met Ashley either

but Scarlett O'Hara knows him

Posted By: bigvern
I've met some by the name of Jerry, sometimes spelled Gerry.  
   
   
   
 Actually I've never met a guy named Ashley, but I've heard of guys going by that name.  
   
   
 

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 403 reads
posted
10 / 19
Hmm, sounds like you accidentally outed swimtrekr's real name. (eom)


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no_email 3 Reviews 433 reads
posted
11 / 19
The funny thing about the name Ashley.

I've never met a female named Ashley, that I didn't want to fuck.

 
Well, except for Mary-Kate's sister.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 379 reads
posted
12 / 19
Or Jeri. eom



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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 469 reads
posted
13 / 19
I know a guy named Ashley, but never heard of a gal named Jeremy. EOM


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 377 reads
posted
14 / 19
I thought he was talking about the Pearl Jam song.

You know. The one where the kid gets picked on so bad he bites the teachers tit, then blows his head off in front of the whole class... Freaky..

We should remember to be nice to each other. :)

no_email 3 Reviews 374 reads
posted
15 / 19
lol, that one took me a second. (eom)


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 414 reads
posted
16 / 19
LMAO! +1 EOM


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Roxie_Jabulani 431 reads
posted
17 / 19
Re: You know Ashley is an androgynous name.

I thought the same thing. LoL! You never know these days

Pavliena See my TER Reviews 403 reads
posted
18 / 19
I was about to ask the same and ask

dear gentlemen.. how  you are there  with no love ?? not loved??
 It is not is horrible?? when nobody loves you ?
 even wives ? and providers use for money ?
 I am  a woman..
 I saw men I feel them  

 all normal men become sooo unhappy when they are not loved ..

 and seems here you just as .. how it in Englosh Bravado of being john ... ?
 
my heart goes bloody and soul cries when I see how men are unhappy here  and coming less and  less lovers  
 it NOT what woman needs  
 love  
 man needs it more  
 stop  li to yourself that you need just vagina  

 you need it all

Gigi See my TER Reviews 431 reads
posted
19 / 19
Shopping at a resell-it shop and saw...

Champagne glasses for Mike and Debbie 4ever Sept 10, 2004. I wondered if 4ever was now over.

I honestly do not think humans are meant to be monogamous.

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