I hate reading long reviews written as a single paragraph. Would it be too much to ask for some of you bangers to hit the enter key once in a while?

I have heard the average writing time it takes to write a review is approx. 11.7 hours, but I heard that from the accounting firm of PricewaterhouseCoopers so take it FWIW.

like every 93 characters or when the seconds tick to 0?  

Bet you the students would pay attention if this was the instructor.

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A bell chimed to tell you when to start a new line. I miss that little bell. If someone sends me a bell, I'll do better.  

I learned on one of these too.

Based on random strokes for the correct number of characters.  It would happen once in a very large number!

No mathematician calculated it.  The chimp/typewriter line came from a Bob Newhart standup routine in the 1960s.
Just sayin', is all.

gzrgenblatt....

Did you notice that JL was using a Hebrew typewriter? He pushes the carriage to the left, not the right.

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I heard once that Shakespear was really just an incredibly luck chimp. It's a bit of a long story so will not recount it here but needless to say, this chimp had to write it all out with a burnt stick rather than a typewriter.

He did return it to the right and now I know why.

Much older than Newhart. Look up "infinite monkey theorem."

"Hebrew typewriter," do you mean it was manufactured in Israel?

No, no, no. Hebrew is one of a few languages written and read right-to-left. Arabic, Urdu and a few others, too.  

If 100,000,000 chimps typed at any reasonable speed, they would never, ever, ever type on the Bible in 100 times the age of the universe.

Monkeys can get close to something though.