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LMAO -- don't sweat it
johngaltnh 6 Reviews 132 reads
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Most posts take less than a minute -- certainly less than 5 minutes.

10 posts a day would be 300 a month; if we average out 5 minutes per post (so the longer ones and one-liners even out) -- that's 50 minutes a day.

The average American spends 5 HOURS a day in front of the TV. Is that any more of a "life"?

inicky461402 reads

...Ok, I'm new to this so I don't even know all the nooks and crannies of this site.  So I see there's a part of the board for Top 10 Posters.  And, Holy Fuck, I'm listed at Number 3!  With a bullet ! How fucking exciting!  How fucking sick!  Do i win a prize for getting on the podium?  Like a free session with the Provider of  the Month?  Otherwise it just makes me feel like a cheap, run-off-at-the-mouth douchebag.  Ok, I'll cop to that.  Clearly, this whole TER, hobbyist (gag), provider thing has become an obsession.  I'm leaving now to gut off my penis and become a monk.  Oh, yeah, I forgot!  Monks need their peni to have six with little boys.  I am in helllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, well, I am just here to provide cheap entertainment.
Your Slut of The Week,
inicky46

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Forrest Chump158 reads

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inicky46131 reads

Thank you, dear!

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fucktard_repellent114 reads

Some people are too busy posting to stop and realize that they are annoying.

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MP67164 reads

I'll tell you what, my postion, and $1100, might get me 2 hours with Cleo! ;)

Well, that, and I plane ticket, 5 star hotel wherever she'll be.

Shit. Might as well go all out and do the weekend gig! lol!

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sensualcleoforyou134 reads

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inicky46159 reads

Clearly, Cleo, we're both well positioned to win the Logorrhea award.  But we're in very good company.  All in good fun, though.  
And, on a more serious note, a lot of the posting has taught me quite a bit, so thanks, everyone!  I am trying to get my posting addiction under control.

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fucktard_repellent143 reads

Horny guys forgive hot women for talking incessantly.  We know that putting our dicks in their mouths will quiet them down.  I personally have no desire to put my dick in yours.

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GaGambler124 reads

Right on top of Cleo.

Eat your heart out Mikey. lmao

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casinostocks111 reads

You are actually right on top of John! SC is sandwiched between Willy & Scoed :D

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MP67117 reads

Wishing such things on me? The Grinch is alive and well, I see!

I'm sure John is just as charming, though, and who knows? Might be just as cute!

Well, in your eyes anyway...lol!!!

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casinostocks121 reads

... is the one that GG should be most concerned about. He may be cute, but he does portray that he is very hard to challenge, stimulate and please! :D

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scoed120 reads

Darn, I post to much being an idiot newbie. Heck, it is better than working. ;)

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mrfisher157 reads

I have to restrict myself from watching that ranking site to no more than 12 times a day.

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johngaltnh133 reads

Most posts take less than a minute -- certainly less than 5 minutes.

10 posts a day would be 300 a month; if we average out 5 minutes per post (so the longer ones and one-liners even out) -- that's 50 minutes a day.

The average American spends 5 HOURS a day in front of the TV. Is that any more of a "life"?

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inicky46138 reads

Thanks.  I feel sooo much better now.

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casinostocks107 reads

Your dislike of TV, lets you get away with this one too easily :D You very well know that the Boardies easily spend 5 hours a day on TER! Now, I'm nor saying that this way of time consumption is any less superior or more inferior than any other kind of wanking online or TV viewing, but I just wanted to point out that your math is kinda fuzzy and biased :D

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