OK, so now I think I've figured out what sort of adventures you bastards want to hear about. Fortunately, I have a million sad true tales.

The best fuck of my life was with a certain Eastern European chick. She wasn't all that beautiful, but she had an awesome wicked smile and was athletic and always totally up for the sex. Incredibly energetic, incredibly passionate. We were on our second go-round one hot afternoon, after stopping long enough to let the sweat dry and rehydrate. She was on top, banging away, leaning forward to make out with me, ramming herself hard again and again against my rock-hard dong, just about to cum, harder and harder, and

SNAP!

She rolled off, and we looked at my dick, which had shrunk so that it was practically inside out, and we looked at each other. And she asked if I was OK. I said I didn't know. But I knew. And so did she. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. I took myself straight to the emergency room. Google 'penile fracture'. My nutsack was as big and black as a coconut for 2 weeks, and my dick had a bend for almost a year.

Be careful with cowgirl gentlemen, especially if she's hitting it at an angle to kiss or for her own pleasure or whatever. Now my sex is always in and out, in and out, straight as can be. I like to be on top. Doggie is awesome; everything is so well aligned.

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... Because that is all it is... Shit.

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My brother has struggled with this problem for years.  It arose in the exact same way as OP described--and it's presented terrible problems for him ever since; especially since he didn't seek treatment for it right away (never having heard of such a thing).

Don't be so quick to call BS.