how many times have you have sex.
how many parnenters have you had.
you age.
you do you have a dick or hole.
I have had sex 11 times and 11 parnters.

Respectively :

not enough;
too few;
49;
penis;
stopped counting but still NOT ENOUGH!

Or enough times so that I do not worry about it and that lets me focus on other things, like spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Lol, I crack me up.

Um!  Am I missing something here? Is it me or is it a bit chilly in here? Oh, honey, you need to come to mommy's house and I'll make that at least 15 times for you. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

by reading the replies...

I've had approx. 15 civies and 60 providers

In average, 100 times/head with the civies and 15 times/head with the providers

40's

Yes, I have a mean looking dick and a cute ass hole (just like BP's  logo)

Does the above answer your questions? Now, you didn't answer one of your questions yourself.

You do you have a dick? Please let us know!!

mdkiller is an enigma.  Most of the time you can't make any sense of his posts, but if you look down several threads, you'll see one post from him that is very well phrased.  His reviews are the same way - most are gibberish but a few are written in decent prose.

I suspect more than one person is using mdkiller's TER persona, but can't prove anything.

...I'd say 80 percent of my lifetime sexual experiences happened on just two three day weekends.  How I've loved Memorial Day and Labor Day since!  

That is, not counting solo acts, porn, reading and fantasy, of which I have too many experiences.

...a drunk who occasionally sobers up?

Not that I would know anything about that.