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Listen ass-munch, this isn't about me, ok? It is about false advertising!. -e-
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JackDunphy1055 reads

They are always running around telling us how gigantic their pusses are. They really need to tighten up in this area.

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MatureGFE829 reads

And no smarty ass comments about assume making an ass out of you and me!

;-)


Steph

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JackDunphy791 reads

Hookers have become more efficient, better scheduling, can interact with more PPD (penises per day), etc leading to more vaginal action and an overall increase in cooter circumference.  

Now, of course I am not saying this about EVERY girl, but in most cases...

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MatureGFE614 reads

Maybe that could be your new "Vag check" when meeting a new gal.

Steph

-- Modified on 8/7/2014 2:34:10 PM

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MatureGFE712 reads

You are a trip. I guess by your dudeuction (when a dude tries to think, lol), I should have the cooter of a 16-17 yr (who's not putting out much).

This week, 2xs for me. :-( Heading to Charlotte for the 2nd time. That's WDFD-will drive for dick! ;-)
Your use of cooter makes me think that you are a transplant to the NE...

Steph :-)

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electr0nsrealm1087 reads

Too small I can understand.  But too big?  I haven't ever heard of that.  And yes, she should've known that would be a problem beforehand - regardless of who the client was.

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bonordonor959 reads

your penis in "too small" and couldn't tell you until she saw it. lol

Your Thoughts, If Any, The Forest Waits

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bonordonor921 reads

The record is pretty clear I'm not an ass anything! But, you're probably right about the false advertising. Now we just need to figure out which of the two of you were lying. Usually it's the first that speaks and I haven't heard from her! lmao

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Dr Who revived759 reads

No more pitiful excuses  ;)

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JohnyComeAlready1005 reads

Now that's better

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Panthera12867 reads

I know nothing about FC's aside from them looking weird.

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Posted By: Panthera12
I know nothing about FC's aside from them looking weird.
I don't think so but there are always Hefty trash bags. lol

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MatureGFE908 reads

How about him? And your description of the said lady's twat seems to be growing with your every reply to someone saying maybe the problem was your size.

Happy Friday go get some tight stuff, lol.

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MatureGFE698 reads

Just write the review! I'm sure it would be a doozy!

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MatureGFE652 reads

Hmmmm do you think the ladies haven't had a surprise or two in the size dept?

SMH...

Steph

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hbyist+truth=;(863 reads

Because like you guys, it makes difference.

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MarkusKetterman866 reads

the vagina is elastic....   I've fucked women who like to be fisted or have super large toys inside - and they were still plenty snug....  even if they looked cosmetically pretty well used lol  (of course I'm not on the tiny side either :p

and if you understand how a female condom works (I detest the damned things by the way) the size of the vagina -  if there was such a thing as a gaper -  would not really make any difference in this respect vis a vis using a traditional condom.....

so I think there is a subtext here.....

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Dave76015862 reads

Start out with a liquid coconut oil for a lubricant, and there is nothing uncomfortable at all..
It's a matter of knowing how to use them.

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Dave76015954 reads

I'm old enough to remember what a diaphragm is and had girlfriends that used them.    It's the same basic size.  It's an amazing thing to use in P4P, especially in a multiple partner environment.  

There is obviously something else going on considering her story.  Unless her internal VJ is the size of a 2 Liter bottle, it'll work.  

Her story is crap.  She just does not want to use one.   Her choice.  Deal with it

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