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Limiting alcohol intake ... ah hahahahhah that ain't gonna work.teeth_smile
___DamnDrunk___ 155 reads
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That's like telling a black man not to play basketball, telling a japanese tourist not to take pictures or eat sushi, telling a korean teenage kid not to play Starcraft video game or eat kimchee, or telling a seriously horny chinese-american dude, who has seen thousands of providers b4, not to hobby. lmfao

But staying hydrated seems like a good idea tho. It does make it easier for ladies to dribble with it or swallow...

___DamnDrunk___1358 reads

cum faster?

Had a 5 hour appointment, pumped for almost 5 hours yet only cummed once.  WTF?

Granted it was one hugantic ginormous load splattering all over the girl,

but I prefer to get 5 tiny shots instead of 1 huge mother load.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother366 reads

Stay as hydrated as possible, which means severely limit your alcohol intake. This of course is advice that i am willing to give, but won't take myself. lol

You might also try some skin on skin friction via BBBJ or HJ.

I will confess, I am lucky to come more than twice during five hours of intercourse myself, and since most women don't like five non stop hours of intercourse, I usually either fake an orgasm every hour or so, or simply take a break and then resume.

One thing you'll find if you can convincingly fake an orgasm is how impressed women can be about how fast your recovery period is. lol

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___DamnDrunk___156 reads

That's like telling a black man not to play basketball, telling a japanese tourist not to take pictures or eat sushi, telling a korean teenage kid not to play Starcraft video game or eat kimchee, or telling a seriously horny chinese-american dude, who has seen thousands of providers b4, not to hobby. lmfao

But staying hydrated seems like a good idea tho. It does make it easier for ladies to dribble with it or swallow...

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mrfisher216 reads

There is a reason why China is the most populous country.

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Damn_Drunks_Baby_Momma223 reads

Why would you say you only bang 9's or better?

We have 5 children together and you still bang me on a regular basis.  And nut in 30 seconds.  So how do you explain that?  

-Damn Drunk's Old Lady



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___DamnDrunk___148 reads


lmao...

who the heck are you anyway?

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___DamnDrunk___151 reads


for some reason i didn't notice that there was a photo,
it took a while to load.  lmao.

thanks for posting a photo of my supposed SO. she might be pissed having her photos plastered all over the internet tho. lmao

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