Women invented the spoken word, thus hookers benefited. When the first "I have a headache" was uttered, men began to "outsourse" sex.

Of course when the "headaches" began it also spawned the "I gave you your allowance this week" line. You reap what you sow girls. I use "girls" because it's immaturity that plays games

Who do you think invented the concept of the spoken language, Men or Women?

Not sure about that. Average guy/guy phone call length 55 seconds. Average girl/girl call 55 minutes. YMMV.

Study shows men speak only 7,000 words per day, while women speak about 20,000.  This explains why he has such a tough time speaking to her when he gets home at night.  He has run out of words.  LMAO!

Big Vern looks at beautiful woman and wants to have sex.

it's like... you don't even have to THINK anymore! (thinking is just so hard...) You can just spew babble all over the place and then watch other people get mad... yuk, yuk, so much fun. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Behind and started babbling ....I wonder who the 1 st Oprah was , they also created the 1st manginas ..yeah those were the dudes who stayed behind and didn't go and fight ....men "strong silent type" women , talk shows , reality TV , magazines , therapy , it doesn't end .....but some women are cool .....those are the ones who are sexy , feminine and a bit tomboyish ......xoxo....like London ...the sweet silent type ...........

Women didn't talk too much in public before the 18th century.  Likely the first cave man chatted up some young hooker trying to get her to do a two hour session for the price of one.

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I don't believe I was generalizing anything. I wasn't completely serious either, although I did hint to some nuances of truth.

are you sure you're not with the NSA?

It's Cavy the Caveman
They just don't make cartoons that awesome anymore.

Who do you think invented the spoken word? I think it was women, from my experiences females tend to be more into communication.

was Bobcat Goldthwait's inspiration.

I would say spoken language was invented by whoever was involved in hunting -- men and/or women. Fearing for one's life probably produced a few "Oh shit!"s.

I love that ad!  Totes Magotes

You have unlocked the cryptology behind the the "logic" of bigvern, something that had failed the Greatest Minds of Our Generation until now.  You should get a MacArthur Grant!  Totes Magotes!

You are absolutely right..
The number system was integral in all forms of the earliest entertainment, and trade.
The only proof of early spoken word is in ancient number systems..
Look it up. It is fascinating actually.
The first human word was most likely "one".

Using the name Hottie McHotterson preferably with red hair, her hotness must be expressed visually.

seems early, I don't know when meth was invented?

...and put our hands together when we pray?

Where do you think Santa Claus lived before he hiked to the North Pole?

Nick you should know my logic is sometimes fuzzy.

From the New England Institute for the Criminally Insane.  For a small honorarium, I believe I can obtain one for you in Basket Weaving.

That must be why the insane asylums were shut down. Outsourced labor is much cheaper.

I'm 50, so I'm not up with the hip and with it crowd, I really don't know what the hell that means

I think it's a sprint ad...My best guess would be totally magotally, I have yet to hear a person utter such a phrase

1. totes magotes
An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.  

yes I've seen the Sprint Ad, just had no idea what that meant.

Yes you are right men can talk up a storm, just look at this board as an example.

neither gender!

EVERYBODY just EVERYBODY who's read their history and paleoanthropology knows that the five gendered space aliens from zeta Reticulum invented spoken language and taught it to humans!

LA is a cool smart lady. met her once when I was traveling in artsy circles back in the day...

I want to be stereotyped
I want to be classified

I always thought those sound machines were pretty neat.

I doubt meth, and speed are on the same level.

Leave it at that or who ever invented creationism!

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