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Life is too short for replying to this post. -e-
bonordonor 97 reads
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something fun to do  / fill in the blank  /  life is too short for ....  

mine ----  life is too short for flatchested women  :)        (hence my handle nevertoolarge)

Life is too short for seeing providers that only offer CBJs.

After 800+ Kgirls and about 150 indies, I have NEVER had a CBJ.  I always wondered why guys don't verify this through profile  or reviews before they go.

Black-Panther106 reads

Life is too short for Asian dicks...

Black-Panther112 reads

Yes, wrong agency. "Black Chicks with Big Asses".....I came up short.  :)

GaGambler126 reads

As for me, life is too short to fuck ugly, old or fat women or to drink cheap booze.

 
Life is also too short for me to ever catch up to Wilt the Stilt where it comes to the number of women we have fucked. Of course I'd probably have to live to be two hundred years old to every catch up to his VERY impressive number of around 20,000, but even if I fall short by 10-15,000, it's still been fun trying. lol

And yet, you did. LOL.

iHeartMouthHugs98 reads

See providers who smell like ashtrays or unload full cans of air freshener right before you arrive to try to hide their smoking.

Amen to that!!!  Always have to air out my clothes for a couple of days.

Booking dates with mediocre providers...

and I mos def needed that on a very sad day for me & the TS provider community.
life is too short for mooks asking if i can teach them how to suck tgirl cock (like i'm some kind of sucking sherpa :)

I went to check what you're talking about.  
I'm not all emotional and stuff.
But all my respects to all.

I hate guys that get an attitude with the prices that he is charged and the services that he receives. It's not like I can't get him off (Cause I can & quickly I may add)........It's just that he's a Cheap Mother Fucker. Guys give me a break.  

to care and/or worry.  
Gimme the ugly, old or fat women (that I should have accepted for free when I was young and now it's too late but anyways) and cheap booze to drink.

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