...,Misty, you're so damn hot that I'm going to pretend Elliot isn't totally lame for an entire thirty seconds. Here goes... ............................... .................. ................................... ..................................... ................... .............. ................................. .................. Ugh! That was harder than I thought! He's lame again, but you're still damn sexy, that was so worth it. Did I impress you? Where the heck is Tampa?
My ex- girlfriend called me today. Said they're taping some Idol episode where they go home and have to film them on a private jet. She's a real flight attendant and in the union (because she's going to be shown on the show), so they hired her. She's a hot little blond. If you see her, let me know! (I don't watch.)
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