For the same reason that dogs lick their balls, because they can."
-Samantha, Sex in the City.

"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love.”

David Mamet's screenplay/theatrical: "Homicide"

I wish you luck.

classic Seinfeld ,  

"My whore-ass cousins" My immediate reaction was... Where?

My fave comes from a movie and good old Betty White, from Lake Placid.....the first one

Exactly. Dumbest show ever to boot.  

Instead of being a negative ninny....
Why not post a better quote from the cooooooooooooolest show ever!

One of my current favorite shows, although this season lags earlier seasons.

Some men do not believe in monogamy. The only reason we stay somewhat faithful is because it's not easy finding a girl who's cool with us playing around with other girls while she says faithful to us and doesn't involve other guys.  It's not fair for some girls but who says life is fair?  

d: "All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power.

Can anyone guess at whom it was directed

this is cornier than all get out, but, from a song....

you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you are the asshole."  -Rylan, Justified

Well, I tried to dedicate my fav Justified quote to someone here but he clearly too offense. Dickie Bennett said once of Devil, "He's so stupid he whistles when he shits so he remembers which end to wipe." Season two?

See below. Ex wife's fav show always hated it. My deepest apologies.  

-Don Draper from Mad Men

Than one girl at forrrtttyy twwwoooo!!!!    
W.C. Fields

I didn't start hobbling until after I separated from my ex wife