Had some unexpected free time in a DC motel a few years back - but no computer, no idea where to look, so I called an agency in the yellow pages (!)
A very hot blonde with an aussie accent showed up. She made it a point to tell me that unlicensed massage was a big no-no in DC and made me initial a paper that stated no massage! Ok, fine. I paid (180), she called in, and then asked me what I wanted to do. I said, 'can we start with a little backrub?' she said, 'I told you, I can't do that'
I said 'Ok, Ok, I was just testing - why don't we get comfortable on the bed?'
She looked horrified. 'No, I don't do that'
'Eh, so.... what do you do?'
She said maybe we could go out for a drink or a bite to eat and talk.
I knew at that moment that my money was gone, so what are you gonna do? We went back and forth for a while, she kept offering me a "rain check" if I wanted to try another provider, but I was leaving in the morning and didn't want to play stupid games all night. So I just told her to beat it.
Here's the good part of the story. I was so annoyed and frustrated, I decided to take a drive; I was going up and down the spokes from the monument to the beltway trying not to get lost, when I noticed a woman waving to me in my rental Intrepid. I slowed and rolled down the window, she walked over. She asked "Are you a cop?"
I was actually thinking, whoa, this thing looks like an unmarked cop car and she must need help
I said, 'no ma'am, I'm sorry, I'm not'.
She asks, 'are you sure?'
'Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure'.
'well, do you want a blowjob?'
Hah!
decent looking 25 year old black girl with a very very good body and perfect ass. we found a spot and I bent her over the hood of the car and shot my frustrations all over back. cost me another 40.
She said thank you, and didn't ask me to sign anything 