I know, it's a shitty idea since most of those folks are dead.  But it's no lamer than some of the other recent new board suggestions.  
I don't come here for poetry, creative writing (well maybe the reviews) or support for SO's of hobbyists & providers.  I come here for suggestions, ideas and discussion about hobby-related topics.  So can we just stick with that?  If it's not too much trouble....

-- Modified on 4/24/2007 9:36:24 PM

Sorry, I tried it your way but is WAS too much trouble.

Postmortem lividity had set in
by time I spunked all over her chin
The maggots feast on her cold dead eyes
as a necrotic stench rose from her thighs
A purple complexion did soon ensue
as her dialated sphincter oozed her last poo.
Could anything ever be as erotic and bold
as fucking her corps now covered in mold?  

The sex doesn't change much, but the dishes start to pile up.

ba-dump bump.

Alice Cooper had a sweet song about necrophilia, called "Cold Alice" as I recall.  (I'm not sure if she was the same Alice in "Deutchland uber Alice.")  Ann Landers even wrote a column about it.

There was another song called "My girlfriend is a rock"  It was by some Boston area garage band was back in the 70's.

So I think a necrophiliac board would be a fine thing to have.

Maybe after that we can have boards for pee-pee and poo-poo.  They're all the rage on the net.

Are already dead. So, their support group is going to be pretty quiet, I think.

The Necrophilliacs themselves, on the other hand, need all the help they can get.