For me it was in a session with a great gal known to feature Greek.  First she announced it was time for Greek by telling me, "I want to be your ass-whore," but then she topped it.  We're in mish and I'm balls-deep in her ass when she reached into her pussy with two fingers and pressed down on the wall separating it from her ass.  Then she started to rub my cock.  Then she looked up at me and said, "I'm jerking you off in my asshole."

Nothing else comes close in my experience except a story I've told before which ends with the line, "Fuck me in my own squirt!"

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Soooo lame. She could've done way better than that.

"Wanna see my guns?"

Literally.

naked pressed against each other's, I laying on top of hers, we were engaged in erotically rubbing each other all over. I could feel her ample juices coating us as we became more slippery over the next 20 minutes. Whispering sensual thoughts she began thrusting her pelvis hard against mine, telling me "Do whatever you want to... do WHATEVER you want to me... DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME !"

still gets me aroused to this day thinking about it!

And now you're not going to.  LOL!  Suffice it to say, you hadda be there.

On the other hand, I do know the biggest buzz kill I've ever heard.

See thead above.

"Don't stop, dahling, I think she's close!"  That was a hell of a night!

I just got lost in pleasing her...   she had a series of rolling Os...  She required a rest (OTC) before she could squeeze me after that little episode.   I still see her from time to time & it's never happened again, which validates the rareness of the event.

I've had at least 2 providers tell me "you should be doing porn"
I know its BS but it's still nice to hear after you wore her out.

I agree.

Best thing that ever happened to me during a session was very recent. I was face-fucking her and thought that she might have had enough so stopped. She made a noise of protest and tried to move to keep it in her mouth. I'd handcuffed her and she nearly lost her balance in her eagerness to keep blowing me.

After the session she breathlessly told me that I'd 'fucked her silly' and that it was one of her best experiences she'd had. It was very hot to hear that and as unlikely as it is, there's nothing wrong with choosing to believe it.

Is what she says when a client who was turned down uses a different name and references to get by screening.

said "come here and fuck my face" I almost came right on the spot

The scenario...  

awesome DATY session with a drop-dead gorgeous blue-eyed blonde with a killer bod until she O's.   Then flip her over and DATY/DATO, alternating finger and tongue in her ass while fingering G-Spot.   This goes on for a while until I flip her on her back again and do straight DATY some more.

Then she says...  Oh God I'm gonna cum again, let's a major body shaking O rip, then...  whispering because she was barely able to spit out the words, says "please stop, just for a minute, I can't catch my breath", and repeated this two more times until I finally gave in and stopped.    OMG was that SO hot.  

Only regret is that I should have kept on going...

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