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Lesson #1, never write your ad when you are PMSing. LMAO! eom
HolyStupidnessBatman! 276 reads
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Tessen1605 reads

Keep in mind this is all from the same girl's ad.

Read it all to get the full effect.

"Gentlemen, IF YOU ARE NOT 150% CERTAIN THAT YOU ARE GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH YOUR APPT YOU SCHEDULE WITH ME THEN PLLLLEEEAASSSEE DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS!!

TIME IS MONEY AND I HAVE NONE TO WASTE SO YOU SHOULD BE TOTALLY CERTAIN THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO FOLLOW THREW BEFORE YOU BOOK AGAIN DO NOT BOOK WITH ME UNLESS YOU KNOW 4 CERTAIN THAT YOU WILL FOLLOW THREW WITH YOOOUUUUR APPT!!!!

***ALSO, if I ask you to give me a bit of time before we hang out to get ready or whatever I HOPE that you can show me enough respect to allow me the time that I need as a lady to get myself ready and be comfortable with your company!! If you have time restrictions of some sort PLEEEASE inform me of this prior to arrival so you dont end up looking like an ass for not respecting my time needs!!!"


Oh, don't forget:

"I am usually fashionably late, so please dont leave or get mad when I ask you to wait!! lol (it ryhmes hehe I am secretly a rapper j/k) ;P"

To be clear:

"SICK & TIRED of drama!!"

Don't worry boys, I didn't book her. She's all yours . . .

-tessen

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HolyStupidnessBatman!277 reads

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quartertone323 reads

but she's always late. Perfect.

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channelguy295 reads

her drama.

She wants us to follow "threw" and if you don't give her time she might throw something at you!

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mattradd263 reads

sounds way too much like two of my ex-wives:)

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MrSlipperyJohnson199 reads

needs to not be in business for herself.  Marketing is big in this bizz

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Radcow180 reads

She's on crack for sure. Time is money? She's full of something and its not much.

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mrrandom183 reads

Maybe she is trying to give the side of the GFE experience the other ladies dont. I got a lot of this nonsense from ex-gf's. It's good to be single.

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fallonkelly160 reads

Hey that's it, she's attempting to provide the TRUE girlfriend experience!  LOL

But hey, you would be surprised how sometimes these silly looking type of things will work well due to the human nature of morbid curiosity.  You can bet there are some guys who won't be able to resist calling her up to check her out to see if she is for real.

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SinsOfTheFlesh227 reads

OH....MY......GOSH. Wow. Just....WOW. I mean REALLy wow. I actually laughed out loud. Scared my cat even.

The saddest part, is that I have no trouble believing this is a real ad. I'm just glad its not mine, nor would it ever be.

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Khori219 reads

Not quite  all up there.....

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scoed278 reads

I have had a few civie x-girlfriends with the same ideas on there and my time.

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Carrie Hillcrest138 reads

"Carrie Hillcrest, the real GRE. Spend a lot of money for a few hours, then leave feeling like your brain's been fried!" :D

-- Modified on 6/9/2010 2:01:41 AM

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TrulyMsMocha143 reads

I lmfao'd big time.....

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STPhomer200 reads

negative ads produce negative results

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zisk150 reads

she should have ended it with:
"And I don't look anything like my pics so don't be all stupid and up in my face by expecting a hot chick to be here waiting for you."

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TrulyMsMocha141 reads

This is stupid....she demands they be on time and/or not call her if they are the flaky type buuttttt she's usually a bit late....wtf. Hypocrite much.

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