I’m curious to hear from the ladies out there…

Is there a punchline coming, or are you serious?

Maybe he is talking about nuns from the local parish? I don't think in last 20+ yrs of mongering, I have never met anyone who was so self conscious, she didn't want to expose her private parts..  You don't get into this trade if you are that self conscious..  

I had to ask if he was joking.  Lol

No punch line. I’ve just seen it in their eyes when they first remove their bra for the first time, there has been some noticeable shyness about me seeing their bobs for the first time. At least that’s what I believe, so I was curious what’s going through their head. Not the first or last time that I have been guilty of not knowing, so I figured I’d ask. 😄

but these days with rampant obesity, many chicks are afraid to show their bellies.

I'm in Los Angeles...there ain't no rampant obesity here.  Try thinking outside the box once in a while.

O.K. Lance Romance.

Is breastfeeding in public an upcharge, or is it included in the session?  

And that went way over her head.

That's part of a mommy fetish package, but you have to wear a diaper.

I'm gonna ignore the lady part in the OP and say my butt I'm most self conscious about. Since my mid 30s it's been disappearing and I'm close to Hank Hill status now.

have no sense of humor or are just plain slow.  Lol

LMAO --- Weed or age will do that to you !! My grandpa is very slow these days.. He is 95..  

I tell you what!

Because you have a "no-dick" policy, unless it's one you can take off and put in a drawer when you're finished.  Lol

No, not even interested in the type that goes into the nightstand

I'll have to check it out.   Does your exclusion apply to ALL insertables, or only the ones that look like a phallus?  Just not sure now what to give you for Christmas.  Lol

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No insertables. Not my thing. With me it's all about the clit, the clit, and nothing but the clit, lol  

That's where most ladies are self conscious about. It's not their boobs, booty, or their pussy. And you can tell by the look in their eyes when you disrobe them...you can feel their apprehension. Some ladies make it a point to hide their mid-section till the very end and there will be candles and dimmed lights.

I once helped a friend (occasionally with benefits) move her bed from one side of the room to the other.  The only electric outlet on that wall was going to end up behind the headboard, so I asked her, "Is there anything you want to plug in before I push this against the wall."  She said, "No, everything I use around the bed runs on batteries."  Lol   Fair enough.