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For the ladies or gents:   While in the dating mode women will suck, fuck, lick, have sex, threesomes, let you fuck them in the ass and when you get married all it stops....sometimes it  stop slowly and some fast.  A co-worker said he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months.  I would leave the marriage if I was married.  That's insane.  Why does this happen?  I'm new to TER and now I know why there is such a huge market for escorts, because married guys are NOT getting laid at home.

Dr Who revived1099 reads

How do you account for all the little kids running around?

Seems many are indeed doing the deed...some more often than others.

Posted By: TERexpertRD
For the ladies or gents:   While in the dating mode women will suck, fuck, lick, have sex, threesomes, let you fuck them in the ass and when you get married all it stops....sometimes it  stop slowly and some fast.  A co-worker said he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months.  I would leave the marriage if I was married.  That's insane.  Why does this happen?  I'm new to TER and now I know why there is such a huge market for escorts, because married guys are NOT getting laid at home.

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TERexpertRD1105 reads

Agreed.   The Co-worker I was talking about has two kids...married for 9 years.  Now tell me why don't they have sex?  I think some women use it to get you into the marriage and sucked in, Others might love to have sex and their man gains weight and/or is heavy and she isn't attracted anymore.   I guess the answers are endless.  I'd prefer not to get married and use HOT escorts that love to have sex and suck and lick cocks.  :  ;)

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Dr Who revived823 reads

And just like any relationship, sometimes things change.

Hence the divorce rate in this country.  Why some get re-married is a puzzle as well.  Using your comments you'd think the dude would know that the gal is going to stop putting out right after the 'I do' again.  But still many get re-married.  Hmm....

Unless you've had some kids it's really tough to get how tiring that is on a day to day basis.  Yet for many pairs it's the best sex they've never had  LOL

Or do as you suggest...stay single.  But then why pay a hooker when you can find all kinds of ways to get free pussy?  Well...I guess nothing is free   LOL    I get that you like it when a gal tells you you're the bestest of the best...so yeah, paying makes sense if you need to hear that nonsense!

Posted By: TERexpertRD
Agreed.   The Co-worker I was talking about has two kids...married for 9 years.  Now tell me why don't they have sex?  I think some women use it to get you into the marriage and sucked in, Others might love to have sex and their man gains weight and/or is heavy and she isn't attracted anymore.   I guess the answers are endless.  I'd prefer not to get married and use HOT escorts that love to have sex and suck and lick cocks.  :  ;)  

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russbbj922 reads

You know there ain't no such thing as free pussy. Besides some of us will only attract women who we are not attracted to, and if it weren't for the hobby I'd have to settle for a woman like that or a gold digger. There are 2 things that aren't happening, some broad getting her hooks in my portfolio or my retirement and the other is me settling for a woman that I could attract with my looks. The hobby is the best of both worlds, sex with many different hot women that know how to fuck, and I know exactly what her motivation is upfront, no guessing, and then she leaves. Perfect!

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Jacque_Jenesais1014 reads

Invite her over for movie and popcorn after dinner.

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AnotherDonJohn640 reads

It's not free.  
It's expensive- just not amortized.

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AnotherDonJohn833 reads

The relationship.

I may have lost track of the thread ...
Not many financial situations in life where your net worth can be cut in half in a single stroke.
Why called catastrophic loss.

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AnotherDonJohn737 reads

Why I take my five year old here on the weekends.

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AnotherDonJohn877 reads

I ripped it off google.

There is a hooters near my office but Id rather go to a strizzer next door.

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Jacque_Jenesais899 reads

Not with the kids, right? lol

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AnotherDonJohn986 reads

If you don't believe me google the phenomenon.

I've significantly cut down on strip clubs in favor of this expense

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anonymousfun728 reads

There is not fucking thing free in life that is how fucking capitalist, self absorbed, material, greedy, need money for everything world is set up.

Enjoy, it is only going to get worse

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Dr Who revived687 reads

Let me know when you're ready and I'll kick the chair out for you as well.

That's what friends are for  LOL

Posted By: anonymousfun
There is not fucking thing free in life that is how fucking capitalist, self absorbed, material, greedy, need money for everything world is set up.  
   
 Enjoy, it is only going to get worse.
 

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russbbj673 reads

no woman that I'd want to fuck is come over my house for movie and popcorn, in fact none would go to dinner with me. Unless she were a gold digger, and that shit ain't happening, nobody will get their claws into my portfolio or my retirement. It's really very simple, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE PUSSY, period. A man will pay for it one way or another. So my point is why not see providers, we know exactly what their motivation is. It's so much easier less drama, no fighting, no having to deal with their exes or kids.

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Jacque_Jenesais748 reads

Remember how much women spend keeping themselves hairless, smooth, pretty, smelling good, neat and trimmed everywhere, nails included.

Comes out to a lot. ;)

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sympathyforthedevil719 reads

actually we have a negative birth rate as does the rest of thee developed world.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
How do you account for all the little kids running around?  
   
 Seems many are indeed doing the deed...some more often than others.  
   
Posted By: TERexpertRD
For the ladies or gents:   While in the dating mode women will suck, fuck, lick, have sex, threesomes, let you fuck them in the ass and when you get married all it stops....sometimes it  stop slowly and some fast.  A co-worker said he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months.  I would leave the marriage if I was married.  That's insane.  Why does this happen?  I'm new to TER and now I know why there is such a huge market for escorts, because married guys are NOT getting laid at home.

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Dr Who revived733 reads

That more are dying than being born...but still there are new births every single hour here (every 10 seconds if you want to consider the entire world in this example).

Seems like most of those kids come from married parents.

Are you suggesting that all of these people are using AI instead of fucking?  

Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
actually we have a negative birth rate as does the rest of thee developed world.  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
How do you account for all the little kids running around?  
     
  Seems many are indeed doing the deed...some more often than others.  
     
Posted By: TERexpertRD
For the ladies or gents:   While in the dating mode women will suck, fuck, lick, have sex, threesomes, let you fuck them in the ass and when you get married all it stops....sometimes it  stop slowly and some fast.  A co-worker said he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months.  I would leave the marriage if I was married.  That's insane.  Why does this happen?  I'm new to TER and now I know why there is such a huge market for escorts, because married guys are NOT getting laid at home.

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perfectstorm885 reads

(or was he generalizing about broads?)

He is a "TER expert" after all!

:D

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Dr Who revived828 reads

Shame on me  LOL

I'll defer to Conan the Grammarian for clarification.  He's a tad busy explaining how M&G's work to Taylor.  And she's doing her damndest to learn all about Nick.

Do you have a Denny's executive membership card?  Or am I the only tool that doesn't.  

Rrasha said she thinks those are just soooooo sexxxxxxxyyyy.

Posted By: perfectstorm
(or was he generalizing about broads?)  
   
 He is a "TER expert" after all!  
   
 :D

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perfectstorm606 reads

But I like Denny's! Their 2-4-6-8 menu is awesome!
Can you eat pancakes while (sorry, "whilst") riding an elephant?"

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Ciscodog941 reads

Guys? HooktardGold? Any hooker executives willing to sponsor me?

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AnotherDonJohn813 reads

And a consistent posting record... Hell if I know what that means but certainly more than two threads.

I'm getting hungry for pancakes and fried eggs.
That's a meal of the day where getting fancy doesn't mean better than that

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Papagayo928 reads

I am lucky my wife made her mistakes with her first husband. She did not realize that it was important to blow him before she sent him off to work. So he had his affairs and she divorced him. By the time I came along she knew that I needed my daily sex to be happy. It is a quick daily chore like brushing teeth that will make all the difference in how life goes as you get along.

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inicky46743 reads

your recent reviews seem to suggest you still need some strange now and again.  Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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1820590931 reads

Daily sex with wifey and still seeing providers.  That is some libido you have.

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russbbj686 reads

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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AnotherDonJohn744 reads

Are limited to only you ?

Only fair, right?

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0603450onThe798 reads

'blows' you...what do you do for her exactly? She may have made her mistakes with her ex prior to meeting you...however, it takes two to tango my friend. I hate to break it to ya, but it 'ain't all about you senor or shall I say Mr. Papgayo'. Women more and more are cheating on their husbands because of their lack of 'keeping it interesting', more so than the other way around, don't kid yourself. Women just don't typically have to 'pay' for it. My advice? Pull your weight in the bedroom or she'll be the next one having an 'affair'...but that's just my opinion of course ;)

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HooktardGold961 reads

Yup, and with a guy that looks and fks better than he does. Payback is a biaaatch.

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Dr Who revived743 reads

As TS suggested a woman doesn't need to pay.  However some will if they want to fuck the kind of guy she really wants to.

But using the "woman doesn't pay" comment as a baseline...then that leaves the hubby the cash to fuck the hookers he really wants without depleting the family funds.

See...that was easy  LOL

And if the guy is happy...he can take his woman to Harry Caray's...I do hear that the peppers and sausage is really good there.  But I don't have an executive membership there either  :(

Posted By: HooktardGold
Yup, and with a guy that looks and fks better than he does. Payback is a biaaatch.

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0603450onThe677 reads

I said...she typically doesn't 'have to pay' that doesn't mean she doesn't ;) Now if shes the kind of woman who chooses too, then that's a different ballgame and of course, there are some who want that prime cut of beef just like you all want that prime piece of pussy ;)

No different. But who will allocate the funds equally then? Hmmm, perhaps you could be linebacker for that one.  

See...that was easy LOL

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AnotherDonJohn653 reads

But how often have you seen, no even heard, of that prime cut of man selling himself for sex.

I argue it's exceedingly rare because of the forces of nature.

That guy my SO lusts after on the show White Collar and the Magic Mike movie gets more dick than you. The dapper male prostitute is lacking in career and social skills or else he'd do what I do.  He's not the only one. A woman who promotes for clubs that host male revues says that 90% of the beefcakes are gay.  

Sure, there are a few studly good lays out there but you've got to compete for them. Your (meaning a woman's not yours in particular) best shot is a drunk handsome college stud in a bar. Which is why we've all heard of cougar social groups. It's a living as they say. You're not getting the Dos Equis commercial man.

Back to the OP, I also raised the possibility his wife was stepping out. Why not? If she's not asking where he is, then where is she? But the conventional wisdom is most of you ladies ideally want a combination of that stud and a stable secure home.  

HTG, I don't ever worry that the guy shes stepping out with fucks better than me. No one fucks better than me:). Yes, The Don is a legend in his own mind. But that's why many women want THAT guy. Those who wonder can know that I step out to get even, not because I don't want to fuck my SO often and vigorously.  

 


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0603450onThe776 reads

a few hunks of beef myself selling themselves lol. Not as rare as you think, sir or madam, I still haven't figured out which you are just yet.  

Yes, I could pick up anyone I want at any age, at any clubm any day of the week.....boring and if you've been following most certainly NOT my style ;) And for the record who ever came up with those damn words 'cougar' or 'milf' should well....ya know............I'll be nice. Stupid words.  

Wait, did you say the "DON IS A LEGEND"...hahahahahaha, ok yes in YOUR OWN mind. You're a chick, I'm calling it.

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AnotherDonJohn720 reads

It was funny for a while until I let my bro in on the secret.
And I'm supposed to be nicer to you so I'll clarify.
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OK, thanks for the update. Whew! What was with the aunt flo post though? It sounded similar to statements Xxx has made and got everyone wondering. I'll call off the dogs...

4pm: who's everyone. Told you not to go there. Lmfao. ADJ
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It was flattering that you and others need to know who the Don is. Chuckle.  
When this was all going on, I was in the midst of helping a little angel get her TER wings...
well, I was being her first John in her city at least.

I'm still skeptical there are that many real studs selling themselves to women.  
For all I know, you could be madam chairperson of the regional chapter of the bro-hos-who-aren't-gay association

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Posted By: Papagayo
It is a quick daily chore like brushing teeth
If my sex life ever becomes comparable to menial tasks like oral hygiene, someone please put me out of my misery.

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hotplants784 reads

But I'd love to hear your wives' perspective, on your perspective, that she now realizes how important it is to blow you before you go off to work.....like: 'a quick daily chore like brushing teeth'.

Hmm.....so, she didn't do her...umm...chores...with her ex-husband and he 'had his affairs', and she divorced him. With you, she does do her chores, but you still 'have your affairs' anyway?

And, the upside for your wife is....where?

Can anyone recommend a good book on men's logic?.....lol..

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HooktardGold914 reads

Honestly, I don't know how some of you still get turned on by the same person day in and day out... bravo, because I could never do it for longer than a year. I have never cheated, but I did wash my hands of it. I get bored with the same person sexually, very quickly and it really does not matter what HE does or WE do as a couple to spice things up, or change it. I still get bored with the same person over and over again.  

I would also have to assume that men stop doing the courting, flirting, fine dining, compliments, shaving their balls, staying fit, etc. All of those things also turn a woman off from wanting to have sex with you... so, they hook up with the pool boy and you hire hookers.  

No shit, Inicky... she 'learned how to keep a man happy sexually,' and this dope is still fkin around lol. Classic.

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inicky46928 reads

I need variety and I need "strange" and plenty of it. Even my "regulars" are only seen once every two or three months.

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Posted By: HooktardGold
Honestly, I don't know how some of you still get turned on by the same person day in and day out... bravo, because I could never do it for longer than a year. I have never cheated, but I did wash my hands of it. I get bored with the same person sexually, very quickly and it really does not matter what HE does or WE do as a couple to spice things up, or change it. I still get bored with the same person over and over again.  
   
 I would also have to assume that men stop doing the courting, flirting, fine dining, compliments, shaving their balls, staying fit, etc. All of those things also turn a woman off from wanting to have sex with you... so, they hook up with the pool boy and you hire hookers.  
   
 No shit, Inicky... she 'learned how to keep a man happy sexually,' and this dope is still fkin around lol. Classic.  

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HooktardGold935 reads

I did not say I was an expert on marriage... I've been divorced. I flat out said I get bored with the same man, and I do. Sooooo, I won't be getting married again, knowing this about myself. Done deal. I am not going to marry someone and put expectations on them, then fk around when they don't meet those expectations... I simply choose to stay single. Boy, was that simple.  

Other people in marriages however, have voiced why this type of thing keeps happening... it's so predictable I already know what they are going to say. Man- "Wife won't have sex anymore, so I fk around." Woman- "Husband does not make me feel beautiful anymore, does not wash his ass, gained 50 lbs. and does not brush his teeth before kissing me." My marriages never made it to that stage, thank goodness. I was still fkin up to the day of the divorce, and one... on the day we signed the papers. I was still bored with the person in general, though.  



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AnotherDonJohn844 reads

When women kick you in the balls a bunch?

Just wondering...

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0603450onThe869 reads

I. Never even contemplated cheating. Guess some of us gals are just in the same boat here. Go figure. Did forget to add....although I never contemplated, I was BORED OUTTA MY ASS LOL.

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Jacque_Jenesais799 reads

I've had some horrible sex. Good lookin' but horrible in the sack. Never contemplated cheating, but looking back I wonder sometimes why lol.

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Jacque_Jenesais942 reads

I need variety, and as long as I know I'll have different tastes I'm good to go. One dude for a year, not gonna' happen haha

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HooktardGold816 reads

Keep in mind that guy who lasted a year, I only saw a few times a month. We never lived together. Both hubbies never made it to the year mark because we lived together. I simply can't be around someone day in and day out, without going nuts. Tis why I have a cat, not a human to entertain me.

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Jacque_Jenesais737 reads

I bet that cat is extremely entertaining.

Does it detect demonic activity too? I love it when they start freaking out if they don't like a person haha

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AnotherDonJohn1050 reads

Husband by Skype...

You'll have to outsource to India to keep costs low.

So, don't be surprised if you see he's riding an elephant.  

They accept bitcoin.

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sweetnicole1938 reads

that's way too general a statement.

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89Springer785 reads

True enough. For most of the years of my marriage, sex was fantastic. Same for my close friends. The guys who weren't satisfied sexually in my circle of friends were in the minority.

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sympathyforthedevil621 reads

Dan savage coined that term. In his view our society says it's never Ok to cheat and that is unrealistic. You can be a couple socially and still have a good relationship if sexual frustration is removed from the picture. that is where all you wonderful ladies come in. Mr. savage is a gay married man who writes an online sex advice column for heteros BTW. I must say a lot of what he says makes sense.

Posted By: TERexpertRD
For the ladies or gents:   While in the dating mode women will suck, fuck, lick, have sex, threesomes, let you fuck them in the ass and when you get married all it stops....sometimes it  stop slowly and some fast.  A co-worker said he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months.  I would leave the marriage if I was married.  That's insane.  Why does this happen?  I'm new to TER and now I know why there is such a huge market for escorts, because married guys are NOT getting laid at home.

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anonymousfun1041 reads

What are you, fucking crazy to ask this on a guck board?

Posted By: TERexpertRD
For the ladies or gents:   While in the dating mode women will suck, fuck, lick, have sex, threesomes, let you fuck them in the ass and when you get married all it stops....sometimes it  stop slowly and some fast.  A co-worker said he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months.  I would leave the marriage if I was married.  That's insane.  Why does this happen?  I'm new to TER and now I know why there is such a huge market for escorts, because married guys are NOT getting laid at home.

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Gemma Coreana762 reads

I'm not married so I wouldn't know but if I were I would def make the sex life interesting, I think people get so comfortable that they just go with the flow and that definitively BBBOOORRRIIINNNGG!!!    But if the hobbyists were getting it at home where would this "hobby lifestyle" be???  We would miss u!!!

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