How am i supposed to integrate shit bag into my summary next week? This will be intersting...

Had to get one, and it's no fun at all. Basically, you have a bag on you stomach that is a shit catcher, and you have no control over when the shit happens. The only thing I can think is to be up front about it, and maybe never take off my shirt during a date. Is this a big deal to fellow hobbyist's who have one, or the ladies who are active on the board?

I would personally, incorporate intelligent humor. After all, how many submissions lack originality? I suppose average is somewhat appreciated, so long as intelligence is stressed. Good luck, Preppy!

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It must put a little damper on the session knowing you have to be mindful about damaging your medical equipment during a session. Is this condition permanent or can you remove the equipment after a certain recovery period?

He did not mention it in advance of our appointment. When he emerged from the bathroom at the start of our session, he was wearing nothing but a tuxedo cummerbund and a bow tie. The cummerbund did an effective job of securing the device and protecting the stoma. And the ridiculous attire put us both at ease. He also took some common sense maintenance and hygiene steps in advance, so it was really a non-issue. The strategic use of pillows and positions removed the last bit of self- consciousness. The moral is work with your limitations but don't let them define you. Good luck.

I used to date a gentleman who had a colostomy bag.  He kept it clean,  it didn't bother me when we were intimate and he was naked.  It was his intelligence and personality that I was in love with, he just happened to have a colostomy bag.

I am not a provider; nor do I have a colostomy.  If possible, it might be wise to let the lady know about it before the appointment, while adding that you do not see it as a big problem. While I suspect most ladies on this board have been presented with much stranger clients without batting an external eyelash, I think surprises are to be avoided.  Do it after you have been screened, and describe it as a medical condition you like people you meet to be aware of.

A colostomy bag is not an issue?? Shit!!! ( oops )

are perhaps the easiesty to deal with if the lady has an ounce of compassion & he takes proper steps prior.  
I don't have this but I do have other physical limitations.  When we are first together I give her a heads up & never put her in a position to be hurt or compromised.  (If a guy, say had a stroke, & didn't have the strength to support himself on his arms, the guy doesn't get where his weight will come down on her as he tires.)  I've done enough research & have some basic ideas on solving my issues...  often a lady will have some of her own.  We'll give things a reasonable try before moving on.  NO Regrets.
It's possible to have sex with a guy in a wheel chair...  cow girl or think chair position works.
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I actually dated someone with that situation.  But he used a unique system of once a day cleansing procedure that he did to himself and he did not have to wear the bag.  I think it was called irrigation.  

So no, I don't think a client in that situation would be a problem at all.