I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


The Response:
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Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and
considering the arguments you have raised, the
administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often
seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative. In fact, you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying
two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

I really needed it this evening...........lmao
kisses & licks....
mara of san diego

Thanks for that great post just what i needed first thing in th morning
hogan

funny prickly stuff....

although I just checked my dick's contract.
It has labor days off but for some reason the prick goes to work anyway...

Cheers!

Retirement at 65 is certainly not mandatory and definitely not desired!
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