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Why the 20 questions (during sex!) ? lolangry_smile
DodoMitress 4545 reads
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I just seen a client earlier today. The guy was very nice, but he annoyed me to no ends. He would NOT shut up! lol At one point, I have his penis in my mouth, and he is asking me:" how old are you? Do you know this provider?", etc. I mean, every other minute, my mouth was lifted off his penis, and it would go down, then I would have to answer his question, and start back up. Guys should save the 20 questions for pre/after dessert, and do more dirty talking. Anyways, do some of you providers, get men who just dribble drabble at the mouth, during intercourse? It's one thing to talk dirty (yummy), but another thing to talk about things that are going on outside of our appt. lol

megapig3412 reads

LOL that IS a turnabout.

Usually it's the WOMAN ... during sex, talking about painting the ceiling grey ..


er ... ah .... so I've heard

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DodoMitress3842 reads

Don't get me wrong, he was very nice. But I swear to god, he would not shut up! LOL He kept on going on and on and on..and after awhile, I was kind of losing my "drive", so to speak. Now, generally, I am asking men to stay a bit longer,but in this case, I couldn't wait for the time to fly bye (which it dragged on and on, because of his need to run his mouth), so he could go yapping somewhere else, besides my hotel room lol

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IM.Lurker2992 reads

from cumming too early instead of thinking about baseball stats.  If he won't shut up, why don't you just shove your breasts or coochie in his mouth, won't that shut him up?  I know it would shut me up.  lol... :D

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DodoMitress3067 reads

I can imagine the pleasant feeling of someone hmmming in my coochie LOL Thanks for the tip, next time I am going to let his mouth do the talking down there ;)

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Heidi Leigh3516 reads

LOL!  You're a big girl and certain don't need his permission to change the subject.  I can certainly think of 20 questions that I could ask that would completely take his mind off such trival nonrelavent topics.

1. Do you like that?
2. Would you like me to. . .?
3. Do you think I'm a bad girl?
4. Is your. . .always so big?
etc,etc!  

Of course, you could always kiss them.  I love getting to know my clients, but it isn't practical in a shorter session or when I'm all steamed up!!!

Yes, yes. . .I'm working on a site.

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DodoMitress2930 reads

But, he was tooo into his topics of: Lets get to know all about "Miss DodoMitress and her Associates" LOL Trust me, when a person is running his mouth a mile a minute, and you have his dick in your mouth, and then trying to work a sweat to keepit up, because you are trying to be polite and answering his questions, but then do try to change the subject, but cannot because he interrupts your thoughts with what he only wants, chances of trying to change the subject is nil lol

(hope ya get the point) lol

-- Modified on 8/8/2003 2:47:22 PM

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Rickbethel4103 reads

...when I lived in Pennsylvania. Brother Ralph, we called him. One day, when he had both hands, a mirror and the scraper thing in my mouth, he asked "If Man was created in God's image, then do you think God walks on two legs?" Best answer I could give him was “mggldbrrff.” That might have been a good answer to your client's questions - eventually he may have gotten the point.

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doctor20023053 reads

He's got that sucking thing in your mouth and he's asking tweny questions.

Dentist: "So, have you seen any good providers lately?"

Me: "anghg, nthapth nguth aaa, aaa, aaa"

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doctor20022478 reads

my ATF was going down on me, we're both stoned, and I'm making her laugh. What a happy moment.

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sailer3779 reads

Easily solved problem Dodo!  Just tell him you're really in the mood for some serious DATY! Then put him in a headlock!  A win win!

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