That one could possibly stand for years before it is dethroned as the mother of all cancellation excuses. Hell, I can't think of a single excuse that could possibly beat it.
if she's this whacked out in an e-mail imagine what a crazy f she's got to be. Who knows she might not take the money as the sun went dark and she couldn't find it.
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