. . . and save me some dough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRUOq8osh9c

I tried it and I came.

Hmm, Interesting, however I will not be giving up the real thing any time soon

Perhaps it the difference in culture, but I can't image a grown man complaining to the entire world he's never been unable to get sex.

a warm mouth, soft skin, a caress, a glancing lick, hair trailing across your stomach as a woman slowly goes down?

I hope they're putting us on, but at least it's hygienic--altho I suppose they could make that not so. Yick.

...some dolt will be asking if you can get HIV or Herpes from it!

airborne bacteria and viruses.  Nothing is safe!But remember "Only you can prevent STD's"