I've heard some providers say that a good number of their clients smell like ass even after a shower. It's because they didn't wash their bunghole well enough or deep enough. That shit smell isn't just on the surface.

Get the pampers sensitive baby wipes, keep a package in your car, at home, at work. Also carry some in a ziplock bag in your pocket. That way after you wipe with toilet paper you can wipe with the baby wipes to make it very clean. You will notice that your underwear does not get up and round around the house after you take them off at the end of the day. No more brown streaks and dingle berries.  

They wash you themselves before rimming you, so no "smells like ass" for them.

I just can't.  Wash your fucking ass!  That is THE REASON why my profile says "rimming. ..YMMV"  if anyone,  male or female stinks, I'm sorry but, I just can't.  I won't.  No one should, really! It's not only disgusting but down right dangerous!  
Btw, thanks for this post because some people obviously don't know they smell.  It's definitely not gay to touch and clean your own ass! ;

It might be considered gay if you clean your own ass with a stiff-bristled toilet brush.

to clean me thoroughly if they're going to switch back and forth between rimming and DFK, which is pretty common with Kgirls.  I've SEEN what comes out of there, and I don't want it anywhere near my mouth, even by proxy.

This classic "Official Washing Procedure" was written by a lady with the handle "A Provider" from the old site that is no longer around. It's somewhat hilarious and might be of help to those who may be guilty in this regard.  

wtf....LOL That Would only mean you have some serious issues LOL Who the fuck does that? A toilet brush?  Really?  Good grief.

an ER nurse.  You would be surprised to hear some of her stories of what gay men come into the ER for from sticking a variety of unlikely (in the minds of normal people) things up their ass.

They are way out of Dave's price range. Based on his reviews he only sees $50 per hour or less girls from a well known site we can't mention.

you're all clean, but if i have to shower myself i do make sure i clean all areas, especially if the provider does to rim job.

Not at all babe. That is why it's not only disgusting but dangerous.  Yeah, I've heard all kinds of horror stories BUT toilet brush would never come to mind when it comes to getting that ass clean though lol  I highly suggest anyone doing ANY kind of ass play not only wash but an internal cleanse the day before is paramount.  Smell, gross, not clean....I just can't. I won't.  No money in the world is enough to deal with that! My health and yours is way to important.  
XOXO

from SNL and look for anything involving "Tyler."

I dare to think some people don't clean their asses thoroughly because of what you suggested. They may think it's "gay". Which is ridiculous. Some people are just something else lol.  

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I just can't.  Wash your fucking ass!  That is THE REASON why my profile says "rimming. ..YMMV"  if anyone,  male or female stinks, I'm sorry but, I just can't.  I won't.  No one should, really! It's not only disgusting but down right dangerous!    
 Btw, thanks for this post because some people obviously don't know they smell.  It's definitely not gay to touch and clean your own ass!  
 

I've been a butt slut for years and I also went to med school myself sooooo.... no thanks lol  
All I know is, if you're going to play in the ass area please make sure you're squeaky clean people! Inside AND out is key. Maybe im just THAT SELECTIVE! I'd  hope anyone serious about anal fun would be too. Hopefully,  a few fellow ass lovers won't be afraid to chime in?
Not holding my breath though because this seems to be a touchy or maybe even funny subject.  Why is that? It really is a health concern if not done appropriately.    
Keep up Jake and I'll show you what ass play is all about hahaha! !  
Ok.... I'm getting way to serious about this stuff so, night night lol
Love,  
TL

this is a HYPOTHETICAL discussion.  I am generally NOT into ass play.  At least if it involves my own ass.  Your ass is an entirely different matter.

Exactly!    
XOXO

Just the fact that you shit out of that hole and a person putting their thong in it makes me want to gag. And it is gay.  To each their own though.  

Lol your ter handle includes the word kink! Sorry,  I just find that hilarious!  So a person has to be gay to put their thong up their ass

real name Rip?

Ok. I watched that and that was stupid funny! Couldn't sleep. I think I'm good now though lol

And the good old fashion missionary comment sealed it for my WTF LOLOL moment. Where's the kink in that?

Ikr?! Lol  
Love,  
TL

Lmfao!!! I love it!!! Cuz I love to rim a clean bunghole!!!

Next time you get washed by a K-girl, stick your fingertip up your ass (as far as a tongue would go) and then smell it.
I guarantee that you will smell ass.

for christ's sake how is this an issue over and over and over again?  

a skit I heard on an old Red Foxx comedy album "You got to wash your ass!"

And not in a good butterfly type way!!!
I don't offer that service but either way yes to all guys, a good clean of all nether regions should involve soap and a little elbow grease

I trim all around cock and balls, on an incall I shower before I leave for the incall and then after arrival, for an outcall, I shower at least twice if not 3 times before she arrives.

made me want to puke

While I'm happy to let them clean me well everywhere I do discourage the rimming as I prefer the DFK a LOT more. So I don't need to worry much about SMP  (shit in my mouth by proxy) -- or should I change that to talking shit after a session

But don't take any of the stock tips. He deals in, I mean babbles about penny stocks that are totally worthless.  

This lady had everything going for her: 6 ft tall, gorgeous, body like a Goddess. Got to the phase of the dance where she bent over and put her naked ass in my face, all teasin' like. Whew!! She obviously used her break for personal reasons. Should one mention her problem in such a situation?

I say 'Yes'. Her business depends on it. I was a dancer and guys would tell me about girls who 'missed something', but they would add that they mentioned it to the girl and she thanked them. She may be a bit em-bare-assed but she will appreciate it I'm sure. You obviously won't be yelling it to her in the club but talking quietly, privately. It can only do her business good.

It would contribute less to bad breath, so I would vote for that.