Giving a 10/10 review, offering an excessive tip and leaving well before your schedule end time can't hurt your chances though.

A man of your wealth should have no problem being a heart throb for any pro. Until that happens, you are not an upscale gentleman.  

Or are you a guy that likes to "hit it and quit it"?

To become a Certified Upscale Gentleman you must first pass the CUG exam, which is offered twice a year in May and November. The exam covers four key disciplines: Conversation and Banter, Grooming Fashion and Wardrobe, Generosity Theory and Practice and Obedience and Humility.  

You must pass all four parts, but the rewards are worth it. With the CUG credential, highly educated, world traveled and exclusive courtesans will happily take your money.

Good luck and hit the books

you are definitely " certified "....

I'm shocked.  How could a highly paid, well connected, Captain of Industry such as yourself not be considered an upscale gentleman?

Perhaps you're spending too much time with your sugarbaby?

Perhaps if you would stop trying to impress the board with your alleged riches maybe skeptics might cut you some slack rather than thing Bob Sugar just stands for BS

In fact, you just are beyond hope, period, but you knew that, you ugly, old, lovable troll.

I do have some tips. Large wad, small dick, short fuse, easily led. 3/4 of the way there?

Those are the only two things you need to know.