and cancels the appt you had for that day?

 
ok let me tell you how. its easy.

 

When she is in the middle of running a bath, {which i am} just took my shower now headin in tub... Sittin there with a biore clear pore strip on my nose and colgate white strips on my teeth, naked in my towel.  

just bleached tub , the muther fucker texts me.  
    "send me a picture."

 
what asshole?

you dont know how to go look at my web site like a big boy for photos so angel can get her ass dolled up for your little 100-200 appt?

is that too much work for your ass?

   there are 2 dated cell phone galleries. On my web site. They were taken with in the past 2 weeks. One gallery is dated may fuckin 6th for cripes sake.....

 
none are edited. all taken with cell phone.

 
but this muther fucker with his 100-200 dollar appt wants me to drop everything and do a fuckin impromptu photo shoot and start texting photos.

 
  I texted him are you kidding me? I have a life!  

I am already running this amazing rate and special but some these idiots they want to interupt me gettin ready so i can text them pics, uh seriously?

 
I said you know what . have a nice day I am takin the day off. and registered his number as spam which these amazing new technology phones do so you never have to hear it ring or see a text from thier ass ever again!

               To all the rookies in the house.

 
dont text me askin for a pic when i am tryin to get ready for you. Thats what my web site is for.  

 
             that is my biggest pet peeve a guy that wants to start blowin up my cell askin for a pic while i am tryin to get ready.

 
luckily there plenty more where he came from, I dont need high maintence needy clients that want all this personal crap from you he is new too never even met him, thinks i wanna text pics oh good lord dude.  

 
its like that funny pic on my web site in the cool art folder.The guy that wants the one hour phone interview before his one hour appt!

 
but yeah, you wanna screw up an appt with me for good or chances of one in the future? just text me askin for a pic before our scheduled appt. ......

 

toodles!

I have a hooker spamming my pm folder thinking I'm some hooker she hates in MN. I don't wanna put her on ignore tho as she's good for awesome train wrecks on FL board with regularity. And no, I didn't ask her address for a baby gift.

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Youre just exhausted due to jobs(s), needy clients/kids, or whatever else you have on your plate, and someone catches you right at the wrong time asking for a sexy selfie or dirty talk.  For me, one time I was in my pajamas at 10am eating cereal in my apartment, and a guy emailed me, for the third time, an intricate, pages long role-play fantasy for his appointment 2 months from now.  I LOST IT.  Cancelled the appointment.  Turned off my phone, went and got a massage, and the next day was much better.

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That's the funniest thing I've read in awhile. I wonder if he sent his manuscript to another provider after you.

i wanna be the Goddaddy..

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Work:
Whenever I get haughty; I remember how it felt like waking up at 5am to brave through traffic- to head to a thankless job, where my married boss would constantly hover over me, ask me out and comment on how I shouldn’t hide my figure as much as I did..
I would look onto the floor of where I worked and saw sad hunched over men and women in cubicles- fat and rapidly aging away…miserable, afraid, stressed, overworked and lifeless..
I was earning my company six figures a month, doing the job of 2 ppl, but bringing home less than $110 a day.. .
Ehem… no thanks…

Today I meet the best men in town and earn a lot more for my efforts ☺
Babes, pick your battles…
It’s okay to be annoyed at times, but remember how hot you are and the fact that he’s wanting to see more of you in pics is more a testament to his adoration of you,… take it as a compliment for your beauty.
Good luck and feel better,  
Aly xox

Life can be hard... Why bother with this guys?
I lol when I check my emails and they read
"Are you available?"
Like I just got to my emails and it's probably 3 hrs later, from the time he send that email
Smart business men know better.  
Love those men that contact me with their info
I never go wrong with them...

Aw, I love and respect their time!
They just know better. So they are always on my priority. On my calendar

Um, that's not gonna do it. You need to huff paint to get this shit lol.

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I read your posts, now and then, mostly for the bat-sh*t crazy factor so I don't know your entire life story, but noticed you a few months preggos. Congrats.  

And that's all I'm gonna say about that

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15 min appt with long massage.

 
aaaah. That soothed the jitters.

entered him as spam number and met with a regular sat night for 400 and zero drama zero aggravation.

 
         I dont feel the need to be kosher or nice to every client that calls if they are being selfish and greedy and think the world revolves around them.  

 
The guy proberly was only comin for a 100 dollah half too. Guaranteed.  

I dont mind getting annoyed and 86 ing potential clients that annoy me. I can do that its allowed. I dont have to put up with shit thats another reason i love my job too.

I can say you know what ? um how about hells no I wont serve your annoying ass?

 
and at a coffee shop or any restauraunt job you cant be selective like that.

 
         I ended up passing on him and then ended up meeting with a overly generous handsome young successful regular i have known for 7 years! aaagh! hot italian guy. same age as me.

 

                       so sometimes expressing your feelings is good not bad. but yes it annoys me when they request pics and i pass on clients like that, I have noticed they end up being the cheaper ones too the ones that want all this energy from you before even meeting,  

 
or they are just newbies and have no idea of etiquette.

I know for me it comes down to common sense. I wouldnt go to a make up artist on the clock at mac counter and ask her for her email and if she would email me some stills of her work.

 
Wanna know what i would do?   I d fill my pocket with minimum 125. minimum. ! then i would go ask her to create a look for me, and then make a purchase after. With the 125 or so.  

 
       It just comes down to me, etiquette and manners and being considerate of other peoples time when they are at work. Or trying too!

 

 
    It just shows they are rude and cheap basically. I am not a genius and even i wouldnt go up to a person at thier business and start asking them to send me personal emails or texts of thier work. Either get an appt and see that way or go the persons web site and every business person that is for real at all owns a web site with reviews and photos thier work, That goes for contractors, make up artist, not just escorts.

 
It comes down to the fact its classless and rude and rookie. ...and i dont wanna meet with the guys like that, nor do I have too thank god.  

 
I most certainly wouldnt retire over a few idiots that try and contact me!  

I just refuse to see people i dont wanna see. I have really good regulars any how and I d say 99 percent the new clients are fuckin awsome to me.  

 
just the askin for the pic thing always irks me. I am free to express pet peeves if i feel. and no i am not retiring any time soon.

 
I been escorting since 2002 and have no plans on a career change anytime soon, but thanks!

makes me laugh , and sometimes i cant stand myself. But hey i didnt choose the brain god gave me.  

 
I suppose i still pick mine though because I laugh alot more than "normal" people and I am never bored.

 
but yes i am totally freakin off my rocker. its ok though. You learn to laugh at yourself!

 

and surround yourself with people whom have a sense of humor and also dont take em selves too seriously.

 
xoxoxox

fake reviews and fake pics!