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s.anter 2901 reads
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sacrilegious

Is it sacrilegious to put the donation in a church donation envelope?

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 531 reads
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Who cares?


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s.anter 568 reads
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Re: Who cares?

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
Well then, is it in bad taste?

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 579 reads
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You have to get up very early in the morning to come up with...

...something that hasn't been done before:

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=855867&boardID=12&page=#855867

12pointbuck75 18 Reviews 465 reads
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5 / 43
Not if you give it to the church............E


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PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 440 reads
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6 / 43
If you do it

Come see me. I love a good laugh 😂

Posted By: s.anter
Is it sacrilegious to put the donation in a church donation envelope?

JakeFromStateFarm 524 reads
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7 / 43
Then I guess it was in bad taste when i sent my ex a check

In an envelope I took from one of the world's most famous whore houses?

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NoYellowEnvelope 517 reads
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8 / 43
That's not the most important question with doing that.

Some church donation envelopes are personalized, i.e. have the giver's name and address.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 613 reads
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Muchos gracias for saving me the effort to retell this. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 590 reads
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10 / 43
On the 1 to 10 sacrilegious scale, it's no more than a 4...

You want sacrilegious, try this:

I was seeing a gal who wore an enormous crucifix during our session, (Which is already about a 6 IMHO.)  But then she did a very spirited cowgirl which caused said crucifix to bang against my Jewish forehead in rhythm with her gyrations  to our mutual BD/SM delight.

I'd rate that up around an 8

DBJHunter 334 reads
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11 / 43
I don't think so

As long you make the sign of the cross, you'll be alright!

lopaw 29 Reviews 409 reads
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12 / 43
If the provider is dressed like a nun then I see no problem...

...but it's a bad 'habit' to get into.

Hehhehheh

jelloman42 10 Reviews 321 reads
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13 / 43
Depends on your religious beliefs...eom


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vantheman666 11 Reviews 378 reads
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14 / 43
Blasphemy!

is one of my favorite activities.  I think I could do better than a donation in a church envelope.  How about...a date with a provider at a church?  Or maybe I could convince a sex toy manufacturer to make a cross-shaped vibrator.  I guess for now I'll have to settle with calling my ATF my Goddess and bowing and worshipping her.

Wonky_Portals 415 reads
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Only if you believe in imaginary sky fairies! STFU EOM


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 474 reads
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That's OK because there is no hell in the Jewish Religion.


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GaGambler 431 reads
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Only if you are the pastor, stealing from your own church

I suppose that would be in bad taste.

Other than that, I have to agree, Who cares?

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 343 reads
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18 / 43
Maybe she was trying to "turn you"? eom


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Meena Valero See my TER Reviews 479 reads
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19 / 43
Haha I'm going to start requesting this (e)


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Meena Valero See my TER Reviews 268 reads
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20 / 43
Religious sex toys...

Posted By: vantheman666
Or maybe I could convince a sex toy manufacturer to make a cross-shaped vibrator.  I guess for now I'll have to settle with calling my ATF my Goddess and bowing and worshipping her.
http://www.vice.com/read/these-religious-sex-toys-are-disturbing-and-hilarious

http://divine-interventions.com/

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Related Link: Religious Sex Toys

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 379 reads
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You've obviously never been married to a Jewish woman. (E)


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 495 reads
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Or for that matter, eaten kasha. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 392 reads
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She almost succeeded. eom


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DT_lover 188 Reviews 415 reads
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24 / 43
Why not just put a card in there too.


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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 347 reads
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25 / 43
Not a problem.

“Render unto Rasha that which is Rasha’s…” (Matthew 22:21)

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 362 reads
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26 / 43
Just remember

that many are numbered with your pledge number and are therefore traceable

harborview 10 Reviews 404 reads
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27 / 43
Envolupe?

After correctly counting the donation, you need to keep it together so you don't have to check it in front of her.  I've used a big paper clip for years.  Envolupes are hard to pocket carry.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 451 reads
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DJs Dumped Over Church Sex Stunt


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Related Link: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/djs-dumped-over-church-sex-stunt/

hey mikey 8 Reviews 316 reads
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29 / 43
Did she dress as a nun? E


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 330 reads
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30 / 43
She looks too slutty to eat


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 499 reads
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Re: You've obviously never been married to a Jewish woman. (E)

I don't think I can marry into that tribe ... the Bible says so

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Hpygolky 233 Reviews 389 reads
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No but this always makes me feel alittle "weird"...

The hotels where I stay while in Vegas has two nightstands by the bed. One of the night stands has the safe, the other is free to use but that's where they keep the Bible. When I unpack, I instinctively throw all my condoms, lube and toys in that drawer. And they happen to fall on or next to the Bible, that I get this "Oh,oh" feeling....but I get over it quickly.

GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 359 reads
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Only if you set it down Sunday in the collection tin. EOM

Posted By: s.anter
Is it sacrilegious to put the donation in a church donation envelope?
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Nnoway 13 Reviews 420 reads
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Re: You've obviously never been married to a Jewish woman. (E)

I guess the tribe wins again

Nnoway 13 Reviews 372 reads
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Or had to deal with Jewish mother -eom



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Nnoway 13 Reviews 443 reads
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I actually think it's rather kinky! I'm gonna do it next time...

...I see one provider who I just know would appreciate it!

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 346 reads
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No, but if you're . . . .

Catholic or Jewish, you'll have to deal with the guilt.

FatVern 337 reads
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Welcome to HRC's America.

If it were gays who were having sex at church, the Pope would have blessed them both.

mojojo 1 Reviews 323 reads
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Re: Not a problem.

Are you comparing yourself to Caesar, or God?  

If it's the latter, we might have to blaspheme you when the Jets start losing to Seattle

JakeFromStateFarm 542 reads
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What about THIS nun?

Long live R. Crumb's Leather Nun

JakeFromStateFarm 433 reads
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Well, you know the old question about why Jewish men die before their wives...

Because they want to.

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Valida 17 Reviews 295 reads
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I use them ...

... because church donation envelopes are the only kind I have found that properly fit bills.  I can pocket them discreetly while keeping the pre-counted donation together.  

The sacrilege is just a bonus.  

If anyone knows of another source for envelopes that fit bills snugly -- even better, with end opening rather than side flap -- please post here

s.anter 388 reads
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Re: No but this always makes me feel alittle "weird"...

I think a little guilt adds some spice to the session...

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