I posted a similar post a few months ago asking how to ask the provider to take the shower before the session, and I ended up to apologize to all the ladies for the offensive post.  But this is a different situation.  I met a young provider, stunningly beautiful.  When I tried get down there for DATY, and the odor, a totally turn off. I don’t think she has disease or anything.  The odor was just like urine leftover there overnight.  I can guarantee that she either didn’t take the shower before or she took the shower, but didn’t clean herself enough.   She cannot smell it by herself.  What should I do?  I still want to continue the session because other than the unpleasant odor, she was so beautiful and was a lovely girl.  How could I politely ask her to wash herself without ruin the session?  

This was a 9+ provider charging 600+/hour with excellent reviews.  I know most of your ladies are super clean, and majority of the providers I met have no smell there.  But I did meet a few providers that have more or less some kind of odor there and I believe they don’t know it and thought they were clean.   The recommendation for guys here is to take the shower before the session and clean yourself thoroughly, and I always do.  I hope our lady friends will do the same.  Unfortunately, I still met some ladies who have some smell there.  Some guy may like the smell of urine, but I don’t.  I prefer zero smell.  In the situation I mentioned above, should I ask the provider to take the shower or shouldn’t

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There is really no "good way" to ask a provider to clean up down there...unless you request a shower together, which could prove both fun, sexy, and get the both of you nice and clean.

Oh for fuckity fuck fuck's sake! No, you CANNOT guarantee that.  

Maybe she took a shower, cleansed her vag thoroughly inside and out, then..... oh my god.... went to the bathroom???

Some people's urine has a stronger smell than others.    
There are some medications that can alter the smell, making it much stronger and possibly more offensive to your nose.  

Just wiping with TP or even unscented bathroom wipes likely won't entirely remove a urine odor.  

 

****WARNING: Major TMI overshare ahead!!****

 I know from decades of experience with my own urine that it smells differently and/or stronger during various stages of my monthly cycle.  That is, it has a stronger smell right before my period starts.    

I was using baby wipes after I urinated but then discovered there IS such a thing as being too clean.  It can lead to problems.  So now I use PH-balanced  feminine wipes when I'm about to be intimate with someone, just because I'm really self-conscious about that.

 
My point is that there really is no solution for you when seeing a new provider as all crotchal regions are prone to vaguely smelling of urine.  

 
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Why shouldn't you state it in your email to her? As a client you have every right to demand great service. I only take one client a day because I want to be in perfect condition for my gentleman friend. Something I do as a courtesy to him. Just politely state it in your email. Why not request you both shower together upon your arrival?
Fredrica

A poetic way with words......such as  

 
"Oh for fuckity fuck fuck's sake!"

And

"as all crotchal regions"

Keep it up ....so to speak

 

Thank you  
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Tor, your answer is absolutely spot on. The smell and taste of a woman is affected by what she eats and drinks exactly the same as it does for the taste of a man. Tasting and smelling a woman after she has had plenty of wine will be different than when she has had plenty of hard liquor. She will taste and smell differently depending on the type of food she eats, etc.... etc.....  

Personally I love the taste and smell of a woman no matter what she has had to drink or eat prior. If you have someone you have the pleasure of being intimate with often you will notice many different tastes and smells with her. I love the variety of both and not a single one is a turn off or offensive to me. If her smell is truly foul maybe you are talking about another issue but if it is simply a strong smell and taste simply enjoy the variety and the beautiful taste and smell she has.

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Would you give him a BJ if it tasted like urine?

I make every effort to ensure my member doesn't taste or smell like anything. I even piss sitting down so I don't get that last drop in my shorts.

Unless I'm missing something, there's an imbalance here.

BTW, I love the name "DebbieNoonerGirl".  I have no idea what it means, but it's fun.

If she ever gets a review saying she has an odor she will be a 5 - and who will want a date.     Tell her about another fictitious date that smelled and maybe it will make her think.   If I see that in a review I'm not going to date her.     I'm a newbie and had 21 dates.     They all were fresh and clean.     That's why I like early appointments.     I always shower at the appointment  even thou I showered at home before I left.    Use mouthwash right before the date and sometimes during.    If the provider thought you weren't fresh she would tell you in a minute to bath or brush your teeth.    This is her business and cleanliness is a major part of it.

No.  To be completely honest, though, I'm not sure I know what urine tastes like.  :shrug:

However, I have a long-time regular friend (first met him over a decade ago) who always has a urine smell down there nowadays.  That wasn't the case years ago, but things have a tendency to change.  
He always showers when he arrives, thoroughly washes/rinses that area, yet the smell persists.  When I first noticed it (which was during our first time getting together again after my absence of 5-6 years), I got a soapy washcloth and washed him up myself.... once dry, it only took a few moments for the smell to return.  So now I don't bother doing that; I KNOW he's clean.    

Oh! Oh!  Related story: during a date, the guy asked if I would do a HJ  to completion and take it in my mouth.  Sure, no problem.  So I'm stroking while kneeling next to him on the bed while he's laying down. Now, he never got really hard (not uncommon) but after less than a minute he tells me he's about to come; I started to say something when suddenly he is SPRAYING URINE ALL OVER ME AND THE BED!!!!!!!    

Oh, I flipped out on him!  Totally lost control, literally kicked him off the bed and I honestly think I was screaming at him at one point.  

He totally denied and claimed that he was coming.  Yeah, because I can't tell the difference between semen versus many ounces of urine being sprayed all over the place.  :rolleyes:  Since I happened to be looking at him, about to speak, when the flow started, I saw the smile on his face.  This is how this prick gets off: by peeing on unsuspecting providers and then whacking off to it later.  So not okay.  

But wait..... there's more!  He actually used me as a reference.  :SMH:

 
Hope you enjoyed my little trip down memory lane lol.

Oh, and "nooner" means lunchtime sex.  So yeah, I'm the "lunchtime sex" girl. heh heh heh

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The quality of the pussy depends on the health of the woman.  My ex-wife, for instance, was unhealthy and quite obese, and she smelled FOUL down there.  Healthy women will have a slightly musky scent down there.  I have yet to encounter a provider who smells anything less than delicious.

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Wow....what a journey

Most have no pussy odor at all which is a turn off for me. Nothing like that subtle unique fragrance. I have asked several of my atf s do go light on the cleansing but seems hard for them to do. For the guys what percentage of professionals you see have detectable pussy odor?

When I am with a gent who needs to wash up I just say "why don't you freshen up and then we'll get back to the good stuff!"  I have yet to have a bad result with this approach.

On a slightly more awkward note, I once had a playmate arrange for another lady to join us, and when she arrived she was decidedly not fresh.  I got a baby wipe and took care of her business as unobtrusively as possible.

PS.  If I had an odor, I would be so much more dismayed if my playmate DIDN'T (politely) tell me about it than if he did!  

- M

...by the time you got a snootful of poontang it's kinda late to hit her up for a shower and not have it be obvious the reason that you are suggesting it.

I piss sitting down when I know a BJ is in my immediate future. I don't want to have my shorts smelling like piss. The rest of the time I piss standing up, or lift a leg when next to a fire hydrant.

I'll suggest some "fun in the shower"

I have a little pink bottle filled with Vagisil soap. It's meant for women, but also does wonders for netha stank in men. I tell them that it's special "playtime soap" meant to facilitate the massage of nether parts in the shower (a complete lie).  

Lots of guys love playtime in the shower, so the request doesn't even come across as that odd. Just be sure not to get her hair wet - or, her face, if she's wearing make-up. (Don't say I didn't warn you!)

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