When was the first day of your last menstrual cycle?  
"um.. 4/25?"

You have to cough while the doc tugs on your nuts and you have to bend over while he sticks a finger up your ass.

I'll trade you.

far away from their land to protect us, so we could sleep peacefully.

I really like your posts.

My gyno is a hot young surfer chick doctor. I love it when she tells me to put my feet in the stirrups

Then again, I'd be terrified to shove a metal, duck-billed instrument into someone too if I didn't know what it was like to have their parts.

Blood gets drawn two weeks in advance, urine too if that's due.
Finger pricked before drawing blood.
On day of the doc will prod various areas looking for lumps, like around lymph nodes.
He'll cup the nuts, have me turn my head and cough.
Haven't done the finger poke up the arse yet, but it's getting closer.
Looks in the ears, up the nose, down the throat.
Checks blood pressure, breathing, knee reflexes.

Where does one find a hot young surfer chick doc? My prostate exams would be a lot more pleasant if I had a hot doctor handling the goods.

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And last visit, my usual doctor was out. I am not shy with my vagina, duh, lol so a new doctor came in. Oh so smooth older guy and said hey how you doing? I was a little uneasy like he was picking me up instead of being a professional. The appointment took a turn for the worst when he commented on my pretty cervix and also nearly fisted my snug va jay jay! I had to call my mom off that one, most traumatic visit beside my OB. Now she was a weirdo! Lol!

I told her, "Why didn't you say so before I came in?  I would have brought a pair of my dirty underwear."
Rim shot

Lots of ladies have sex everyday, well maybe not LOTS but some lol! My doc knows what I do. She is cool! Non judgmental and she makes sure that I stay up on my exams and check ups. I had my most recent pap smear last year. All normal and the insides are all pink! Thumbs up. I think guys get the finger in the butt but really quickly! I had read of them complaining about it and I just laugh.

All the invasive questions, wellness check, urine sample, speculum insertion (it was warm, one time I had a cold one inserted, what a surprise. I am happy when they are warmed) scratchy pap smear, and finger probing. I always feel awkward when I get fingered by gyno, it's like omg just want this over with. Mine have all been female, I haven't had a male Dr.  
It was funny cause the nurse barged in on me naked while changing to gown. She had previously told me after I peed in the cup to change. So I went into the room after I did that and a few seconds later while nude she comes in, she's all embarrassed. I was like "It's ok. I am not shy to be nude", then she goes "She came to get the sample". She draws curtains over me to protect my "decency".  

Then he must  have a thing for you. Only DRs that are behind the time are doing that. It's been determined to be an ineffective screening method. Blood panels are now the gold standard.

When I go back for multiple paps she seems to get nervous

If he fingered (or fisted you- impossible that would rip you) he's doing something way inappropriate

who find beauty in the cervix.
God knows why but...

But they also do a pelvic which involves probing and pressure. I always wince at one finger but two of his fat fingers left me holding my breath and squirming. He seemed to linger at my discomfort too. Even sex with a girthy guy is uncomfortable, something I had to break up with a boyfriend over.

Now that you mention it, the best physical I ever had was by a young female doc.  Perhaps she felt the same way?

My current NP is pretty cute and I can't help but smile when she has my balls in her hands haha. I'm too young to get a finger up my.......in due time I suppose.

I'm of the age where colonoscopies are on the horizon every five years or so. Talk about fun! You spend one day cleaning things out while drinking copious amounts of terrible tasking stuff. But the next day they give you some nice drugs so you don't know anything until you wake up to pics of your inside. Hopefully no polups so everything is good. Actually the first day is the worst. Looking forward to the day when they have just a blood test of this...

Truth: shoot, countless?  
What I say: "um...2?"
Lol

Posted By: Pink_Panties

When was the first day of your last menstrual cycle?    
 "um.. 4/25?"  
   
 When's the last time you had sex?  
 "Yesterday."  
   
 Are you in a relationship? (To see if Im a slut.)  
 "ehh... No"  
   
 Do you have vaginal, oral, or anal sex?  (To see if I'm a whore)  
 "Vag and oral"  
   
 How many drinks do you have a day?  
 "2"  
   
 Do you ever smoke?  
 "No"  
   
 Drugs?  
 "No"  
   
 After a few more invasive questions, I get my blood drawn, urine collected, finger pricked, throat swabbed, vag poked with a metal thing, boobs mushed while naked in a paper gown.  
   
 Do you guys have to go through any of this stuff?  
   
   
   
 

The right answer to any partners, drinks, or smoking question is "2"

and that's just great

That's how I get my Dr to do my std test. His look was priceless when he asked about anal and oral sex. Maybe, saying, "Giving or receiving?" was too much, but I couldn't resist. LOL

Posted By: Katie_krush

Truth: shoot, countless?  
 What I say: "um...2?"  
 Lol  
   

Posted By: Pink_Panties

When was the first day of your last menstrual cycle?    
  "um.. 4/25?"  
     
  When's the last time you had sex?  
  "Yesterday."  
     
  Are you in a relationship? (To see if Im a slut.)  
  "ehh... No"  
     
  Do you have vaginal, oral, or anal sex?  (To see if I'm a whore)  
  "Vag and oral"  
     
  How many drinks do you have a day?  
  "2"  
     
  Do you ever smoke?  
  "No"  
     
  Drugs?  
  "No"  
     
  After a few more invasive questions, I get my blood drawn, urine collected, finger pricked, throat swabbed, vag poked with a metal thing, boobs mushed while naked in a paper gown.  
     
  Do you guys have to go through any of this stuff?  
     
     
     
 

should I count your wife/husband, drug rep and receptionist? I have been with 4 guys in the past 2 years and 2 girls.

When I go the urologist - or get a physical - pretty much the same questions.  Except for vaginal issues.....    

1--pee in a cup that is too small, so you get it all over your hand
2--get a finger up your ass for prostate check
3--get you balls tugged an inspected
4--get your pecker numbed with some  kind of cold spray (be sure to shove nozzle the inside)
5--camera up your pecker to inspect bladder)

I'm still recovering from a tube all the way into the kidney to zap stones with a laser.  I'm not a happy camper.  

The vag is meant to have things inserted in it, but the penis is not.  YIKES!!!