All I know is half the time I forget I'm even wearing one! LOL

Until it's too late.

xoxo
Lusty

Yes, they are dangerous.

When I went running in one, it cut into my crack.

-- Modified on 6/17/2008 7:55:46 PM

Re: You mean they're not...

"One size fits all"/

this is a case of a consumer who did not read the instruction sheet that comes with thongs... clearly stated on each and every label that comes with a thong...

1) be sure that the garmet you purchase is the correct size for your body as improper fit can be harmful to your health and lower extrimity circulation

2) bodies are larger than seen in the mirror when viewed by the owner

3) this device, when worn properly, will prevent neither pregnancy nor the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases

4) this device, when worn properly, may cuase or contribute to pregnancy and the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases

5) in the event of unexpected bowel discharge, the manufacturer of this garmet assumes no responsibility nor liability for soiled outer garments.

6) the purchaser of this garment must be at least 18 to wear this garmet with low rider jeans, capris, shorts or other outerwear guaranteed to "reveal" this garmet when said wearer bends over or reaches to grasp objects on a high shelf.

7) the purchaser of this garment should color coordinate this with other undergarments when it is likely that this will be seen (either through a translucent outerwear or when outerwear is removed).

8) If purchased by an escort, stripper, Pro football cheerleader, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Brooke Hogan, any of the Kardashian Sisters, Christina Aguilera, Monica Lewinski or Vanessa Hudgens this should be considered professional equipment and may be considered a business expense for tax purposes....

9) wash and reuse when soiled or sell on eBay and use the proceeds to obtain new pair.

10) under no circumstances should you ride a horse while wearing a thong.

sequined thong, and somehow it pops her in the eye.

Something tells me this will settle the minute Victoria's Secret notices up her deposition!

I'll bet they could make money paying her to videotape it.