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hobbyfan61 2187 reads
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I had another stellar visit with an all time favorite.  In addition to her many skills she always smells so GOOD.  Her perfume is such an unbelievable turn-on.  After a great session I had time to head home and shower before picking my wife up from work so I wouldn't reek of the escort's perfume.  Picked up the wife and what's the first thing she says "I smell perfume."  I was floored.  I washed the provider's perfume off my body, but didn't realize it was so strong it permeated my entire car.  (And of course the escort hadn't been in my car!)  I must have gotten used to the scent, because I didn't smell it, but wifey sure did. And what was my lame response: Um, I don't smell anything. The skeptical look on her face was priceless.

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SinCitySinner589 reads

...doesn't use cologne on regular basis? I personally only use a strong deodorant. If I had a wife and if I started arbitrarily putting on cologne, she might get even more suspicious that I'm trying to hide something..  

-- Modified on 7/18/2012 7:41:34 PM

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Posted By: CurlyW
...doesn't use cologne on regular basis? I personally only use a strong deodorant. If I had a wife and if I started arbitrarily putting on cologne, she might get even more suspicious that I'm trying to hide something..  

-- Modified on 7/18/2012 7:41:34 PM

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TheHoundOfCullin387 reads

Remember when we were talking about hiding cigarette smell?
Your ideas are great! But they dont work for me.
Women.. In their beauty, and grace may be able so sniff out anything!
It still amazes me.

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SweetJaneHR366 reads

I keep a mini bottle of Febreeze, lint roller, and mouthwash in the bathroom for my friends.  It is also a good idea for you gents to bring your own deodorant and soap--the soap you always use!  I had one friend who had two shirts that were exactly the same.  He'd wear one to the appt and keep the spare in a plastic bag to change into afterwards.

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SinCitySinner452 reads

wife that you are experimenting with cross dressing? :D. I mean c'mon don't we all do it...:D

On a serious note, consider telling your escort NO PERFUME BABY. You just cost me half my paycheck.

Once a woman gets suspicious, there is no telling to what extent she might go to spy on you.  Next time you go to escort's incall, unbeknownst to you, she might greet you on your way out...

-- Modified on 7/18/2012 7:44:54 PM

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mrfisher416 reads

Gals have an excessively sensitive olfactory sense.

They also have sharp eyes.

I once came back from a date from a gal who had a cat.  When I got home, the first thing out of the meme's mouth was:  "Where were you, at a cat house?"

(I should have told her that I was just seeing a little pussy.)

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lungman461 reads

with a lady. ( 3 times in 2 weeks )
Thank God i'm single, i want her smell to linger. ( or, maybe not )
The smell is so intoxicating, i'm draining my bank account. :(

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breannabreeze489 reads

I thought it was basic knowledge for a provider to not wear perfume while seeing clients.  I love perfume but I would never wear it while working.  I wouldn't want my clients getting in trouble with their SOs or have an allergic reaction as perfume seems to do that to some people.  Maybe you should suggest to your ATF to wear a mild smelling lotion rather than perfume.

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SinfullySpicy466 reads

I agree with this. I never wear perfume or any strong scents when I am seeing clients. Many of them are married and I would never want any of them to get in trouble.

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I thought it was basic knowledge for a provider to not wear perfume while seeing clients.  I love perfume but I would never wear it while working.  I wouldn't want my clients getting in trouble with their SOs or have an allergic reaction as perfume seems to do that to some people.  Maybe you should suggest to your ATF to wear a mild smelling lotion rather than perfume.

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London Rayne415 reads

I guess the guys are smart enough to see me at a time they are not going straight home after? Must be it lol.

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ElleVegas435 reads

Water alone leaves no scent of a woman behind.  Always have your Mary Popins gym bag with your products.  

It's all good


French Kiss

Elle Vegas

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Just blame it on the new girl at work.  The new girl gets blamed for everything.

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hobbyfan61444 reads

I LIKE how she smells and would never ask her NOT to wear it.  Nothing sexier than a freshly showered woman who smells great. Next time I have to remember to ride a bicycle over to her incall location. HA HA HA!

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crazyshit489 reads

I would instead say this:  Yes, that is perfume you smell.  Some woman at work lays on the perfume, and today was her last day at work, and she got all dolled up to say goodbye.  She gave everybody a hug at her going-away party.

Don't deny the perfume smell.  That's just plain stupid.

Acknowledge that there is a perfume smell, and then make up a credible story to back it up.

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mrfisher488 reads

Another similar gambit is to say that you were at a mall and they had these gals spritzing people with fragrances as they walked by trying to sell the crap.

This used to happy quite often when I went to malls but I haven't been at one for quite a while.

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GateCrasher448 reads

sounds like you enjoy being a douche to your old lady. I bet she's had the last laugh.

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Posted By: GateCrasher
sounds like you enjoy being a douche to your old lady. I bet she's had the last laugh.  
Douche, huh? I didn't know we posted on here to be judgmental of each other and resort to that sort of name-calling.  Too bad I'm not perfect like Gatecrasher.

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GateCrasher392 reads

Hooker review site ? Yea know, the place where we judge hookers ?

" The skeptical look on her face was priceless "  those are your words not mine.  

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Posted By: GateCrasher
Hooker review site ? Yea know, the place where we judge hookers ?

" The skeptical look on her face was priceless "  those are your words not mine.  
I guess it's remedial English time again: I meant judgmental toward EACH OTHER not judgmental toward HOOKERS!  Hat's off to you, Gatecrasher, you're a GENIUS!

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saturnsky357 reads

.. about your wife's observation got to him. Look, treating your wife like that might be de rigeur for you although, you might be laughing out the other side of your face when you slip up and she finds out. Then the jokes on you.

Cheating is one thing but acting like a douche with comments like that is another. Even hobbyists have some sort of reverence for the fact that they are cheating. At least the gentlemanly ones don't.

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Posted By: saturnsky
.. about your wife's observation got to him. Look, treating your wife like that might be de rigeur for you although, you might be laughing out the other side of your face when you slip up and she finds out. Then the jokes on you.

Cheating is one thing but acting like a douche with comments like that is another. Even hobbyists have some sort of reverence for the fact that they are cheating. At least the gentlemanly ones don't.
The level of hypocrisy for this post is STAGGERING.  The original post was meant to be a fun take on a real life incident, but for someone to say "hobbyists have some sort of reverence for the fact they are cheating" is, as Judge Judy would say: RIDICULOUS!  If someone was so in love with their S.O.  they wouldn't be spending time with escorts in the first place. People like Saturnsky & Gatecrasher need to get an f'n life an not worry so much about other people's lives and wives. If I slip up, that's my problem not yours and if my original post and cavalier attitude bothered you so much maybe you shouldn't take it so seriously!

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harborview328 reads

hobbyfan.  Seriously, you were not expecting this & it surprised you or you would have taken evasive action.  
I don't smell anything is actually a good reaction.  Totally genuine!  Wifee smells lots of things I don't & vise versa.  She doesn't smell when she stinks up the bathroom but she does if I do!   If somebody sits next to me at the coffee shop...  perfume or cigarette smoke...  lingers on my clothes.   Sometimes somebody just walking by can about gag you with the scent (and they think it's sexy!!  LOL!!)  
Fresh air is the best treatment & maybe an air freshener spray.  (Keep in the garage & spray car before you take your shower at home.)  Then drive with the windows down for a bit...

Wifee NEVER wants to kiss me.  For once, she meets me at the door for a Welcome Home greeting (hug & kiss) totally out of character.  I "gotta go!" her, run for the bathroom...  wash face & hands with soap & water after...  and she has no interest when I return.  I did wash face & hands of pussy juice before leaving the incall but not worth the risk.  Women can smell sex from across the room.  Smelling perfume is much better than smelling sex on you.
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