We and the piercing didn't last long. It was  uncomfortable during playtime and not all its cut out to be

I love a nice, normal cock please don't ruin it with a piercing.

Christmas , have your cock decorated like the tree at rock center you can even name your package your little "jingle balls" ! Bet the ladies will love it ....each provider you see can get you an ornament and when you walk down the street carry a tape recorder and play "sleigh bells ringing your balls are tingling " ...

Had a friend with one.
She said it felt "weird".  
Coming from her. That meant something.  
Also.. She brought up a great point...

you go thru the TSA screener and his hand scanner beeps at your crotch!

...is the Disco Stick baby!

Out of all of them, only one is heterosexual. Interpret that however you wish.  

The thing looks like a cum catcher.

I interpret that as one of them is still in the closet

I'd say the same but I've hooked up with him a few times haha. Unless it's all part of the facade...dun dun DUNNNNN

Then of course that begs the question, does coitus with a punctured prick take a beating on ye olde collegiate muffin?

Ahhh the stories that coud be told by the average magnetic wand wielding TSA goon.

decided to be artistic so I made sure they all went through my urethra. I can imitate the Bellagio fountains when I pee.

Your junk should come with a soundtrack.  Perhaps Clair de Lune  a la Ocean's Eleven

I was sorta thinking the "deathstar" background track from Star Wars... just for when I'm ready to pop, though. I mean, all those piercings give a "whole" new meaning to CIM. "Sorry my dear, but I want to CIM, COF, COB, COT - simultaneously"!

I wouldn't know. We never banged. When I say "hooked up," I pretty much mean going back to my dorm together a few times, making out, and falling asleep. He may have groped my bewbs once or twice. I was best friends with his little sister in junior high and we were 99% sure he was gay back then. I think he's engaged now though. Not that that means much.  

Ok well if he's capable of executing the bewb grope 'n' snooze maneuver with a passable level of skill and precision, then   I think we can keep him on the roster for Team Hetero for now.  But if you find he develops a sudden and intense interest in following Jason Collins stats,  then he might have to go free agent.

I just don't think I could stand the thought of fucking a guy and DAMN! His stuff ended up ripping me up... Nope I don't think I would but I don't have a cock though so I can only give you my perspective
Hugs and kisses
TL

We always learn new things about you.  Interesting.