I know most of you have wives, or some type of SO, so this really doesn't apply to you.
I'm talking about dating women, and casual sex.
It is very easy to forget about protection in this situation.
This is when you need it the most
I asked him to give me a full STD screening, and he freaked out a little.
Especially about the HIV test.
He said not to trust the test.
Not that I am going all over raw dogging girls anyway. Thats besides the point.
He said "You really want this test?"
I said "Yeah. Why? Is it really expensive, or something?"
"No. It's covered, but I don't recommend you take a negative result as being clean."
I sit there with a stupid look on my face...
He goes on to explain how the test is really bullshit.
That if you just contracted it. Like 4 months ago? The chances of it showing up on a test are nil.
Also it can incubate for years, before it is strong enough in your body to show up on a test.
So the moral of the story is... Always cover that thing up! Obviously in P4P, but in regular life as well.
Way too many people get tested clean, then go fucking like crazy, and spread shit according to him.
To me that is interesting, because that is exactly what I did in my twenties.
I would go to planned parenthood. Get tested. Get a clean result, and think its okay. It's not.
So make sure that when you get tested. It is for your piece of mind.
Not so you can go sticking the natural casing hot dog into every bun. :
Not trying to be mean but are you running for SPOTY or SPOTM?
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It's no contest.....you ( CurlyQ) have them both won.
Excuse me for not being a fucking know it all like you.
I never had the opportunity to see real doctors when I was young. So go fuck yourself. Spoiled little bitch.
BTW. This SPOTY thing you assholes do make you look like fucking losers.
It really is lame...
Do you think the people you call stupid give two shits about you, and what you have to say?
Then you are the stupid one.
Thanks though. Its good to know that people like you are out there to shit on me for not pretending I know it all. Fucking Dick.
How about sites like WebMD....All the info is out there...
I got my first STD and HIV test done at County Clinic.. It was free of charge...
Behave now...Otherwise, I will tell on daddy - inooky.. inooky won't be proud reading your diatribe..![]()
After you got you results back from the County Clinic clean.
Didn't you feel like it was okay to raw dog your girl with confidence in your mind?
You know you did. As I... That is my PSA.
County Clinic? Don't get me started.. Where did you grow up? Maine?
I live in Queens. It is a little different here.
Seriously though. That was the first time I have been to a real doctor in many years.
That information shocked me. You wanna make fun of me again asshole?
BTW Fuck Dad, and his little limp dick. And fuck you too! ![]()
I was explained in no uncertain terms by the nurse who drew my blood what you just stated...
Dude.. Kids know this shit these days.. Its all there on the Internet..
You are probably my age, so don't tell me you have never been on WebMD..
And FWIW... I've never rawed (as you put it so eloquently) anyone....
You've NEVER rawed??
Wow, you really are a puss!!

Dawg, use common sense. Risky sex just isn't worth your life. Learn great foreplay and have great sex. Become a great lover and you ain't need to do certain things that you most likely won't like anyway. Did u understand what I wrote. .now can I enjoy my vacation.
An even simpler fundamental problem is that there are 4 possible outcomes for a test like that, a positive that is positive, a positive that is a negative (false positive), negative that is a negative and a negative that is a positive (false negative).
And yes there is a latency period. The amount of virus can be too low to be detected, hiding until some event triggers rapid reproduction.
Deciding that since one has a "clean-bill-of health" and then choosing unsafe sex is a strange concept?!!
Deprived
Oh. While I think of it, many people seem to have never encountered a basic concept of finite math, it doesn't matter how many heads or tails are thrown in a row, if the coin has equally weighting for each side, the next toss of the coin is fifty fifty outcome; the preceding events do not have any influence in the next coin toss
I think there is something seriously wrong with you, DUDE! The guy is trying to give info on something that a lot of people unfortunately still don't know. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back because you happen to have the answer to his concern. I swear some of you guys have to give a harsh, negative response to every fucking post written.
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I can take it.. Sometimes he gives good advice.
The know it all attitude definitely makes him look like an asshole though.
Let him live in his own world... He is paying lost of money for it. ![]()
I'm sure there are many people who do not understand what Hound has just learned. And regardless, this is one of those PSA's that certainly doesn't hurt anything by repeating; even for everyone that already knows.
Of all the things to give someone a hard time about.
It ain't happening. ( not with me )
I know most of you have wives, or some type of SO, so this really doesn't apply to you.
I'm talking about dating women, and casual sex.
It is very easy to forget about protection in this situation.
This is when you need it the most
You never know whom she has been with....And given your (universal tense) dabbling in the hobby, you got more chance of catching shit and giving it to her...
Last person that you should be getting advice from is Dungie Dangerfield....on anything..
** Edited for spelling...
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Here's some advice for you, CurlyQ........kiss my,
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If you are gonna be on my side... Don't fuck up the pictures Dammit
So, if I was......you would???
WOW, your a strange bird.
Sometimes I think you shoot your mouth off too much.
Who the fuck do you think you are anyway?
You do realize you are lower than fish shit to me, right?
Maybe you could grow into fungus in the filter, I don't know.
Either way... You are just another knuckled..
You named yourself a stooge. Good job. ![]()
No SO or Wife here.
Only cover when I hobby.....PERIOD.
But, I also am not a man-whore.
I may sleep with a civee once or twice a year.
Into necrophilia?
I can't imagine any breathing woman that wasn't paid handsomely spending any time with you.
Yep...you are a looney tune!
Only cover when I hobby.....PERIOD.
But, I also am not a man-whore.
I may sleep with a civee once or twice a year.
I got ya all figured out.
Did you look up what necrophilia is?
Or do you just grab some tits of a woman who's unconscious?
Creepy...but then we've all come to expect that behavior from you.
I doubt you have even figured out how to tie your shoes...I'm sure you use velcro
I beg your pardon!!!
Not just Velcro, but Velcro bowling shoes.
now we all know where dungy finds his women
how the fuck did I make you? LMAO! And, actually, your doc is right that, under certain circumstances, a negative HIV test may not be correct. Oh, and I've been meaning to tell you, Curly is your brother.
Ain't life strange?
Oh, well. At least I can assure you that you are not related in any way to The Dungbeetle.
"Pick me...pick me"
Smile 4me
I can see why it would otherwise seem incredulous LOL
When you are properly screened doing an HIV test, you should be asked about risk factors and if/when you have had any experiences of possible exposure and the timeline of when those events happened.
Risk factors are if you engaged in activities where blood, semen or vaginal secretions from someone else that was HIV+ or HIV status was unknown could have entered YOUR bloodstream in some capacity.
If the last event was over 6 months ago, the test should pop positive if you were exposed. Many people will pop positive in a month from exposure. At 3 months, I believe it's 95% or more that will have enough antibodies to test positive. it is RARE for a false negative at 6 months from exposure.
If the event was less then 6 months ago, and you get a negative result, you should be recommended for retesting whenever the 6 mo. mark is from that last possible risk exposure.
More sensitive tests are generally not run unless you test positive (as a confirmation) with an oral swab, or you specifically request the blood draw.
For people that engage in risk behavior regularly, proper education on how to reduce those risks (such as safer sex practices or not sharing needles) is essential. Testing negative is not prevention.
IMO, general practitioners are not going to be the best place to get accurate HIV information/education. There are lots of resources for STD/HIV testing on the web, such as JustGetTested.com
Explain that self gradification can't cause STD s.
Especially about the HIV test.
He said not to trust the test.
Not that I am going all over raw dogging girls anyway. Thats besides the point.
He said "You really want this test?"
I said "Yeah. Why? Is it really expensive, or something?"
"No. It's covered, but I don't recommend you take a negative result as being clean."
I sit there with a stupid look on my face...
He goes on to explain how the test is really bullshit.
That if you just contracted it. Like 4 months ago? The chances of it showing up on a test are nil.
Also it can incubate for years, before it is strong enough in your body to show up on a test.
So the moral of the story is... Always cover that thing up! Obviously in P4P, but in regular life as well.
Way too many people get tested clean, then go fucking like crazy, and spread shit according to him.
To me that is interesting, because that is exactly what I did in my twenties.
I would go to planned parenthood. Get tested. Get a clean result, and think its okay. It's not.
So make sure that when you get tested. It is for your piece of mind.
Not so you can go sticking the natural casing hot dog into every bun.
