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Just curious about the one with the empty chair....

LasVegan 1952 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Strangest request for a provider

Have you ever had a fantasy/roleplay request that made you go 'huh'?

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 507 reads

posted 10 years ago

2 / 35

Diapers and cigarette fantasy (E)

Posted By: LasVegan

Have you ever had a fantasy/roleplay request that made you go 'huh'?

SexyJewel See my TER Reviews 1008 reads

posted 10 years ago

3 / 35

kicked/punched/pulled go Matrix on his balls, with feet/hands etc

And I mean he liked it hard, it scared me a little at first, yet we had fun.

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HotCougarMilf See my TER Reviews 774 reads

posted 10 years ago

5 / 35

He wanted me to tickle him the entire time with my long nails lol!

And so I did, the whole hour!

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 1007 reads

posted 10 years ago

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One of my favorites told me she had a client who

for a few years would come to see her every few months and pay her to be naked, on her knees before him as he sat fully dressed an a chair and beg him to "please please fuck me" for a full hour during which he would refuse. After an hour, he would get up and leave.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 835 reads

posted 10 years ago

7 / 35

Re: One of my favorites told me she had a client who

eminds me of an old joke...

Posted By: Dr. joe

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 813 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: kicked/punched/pulled go Matrix on his balls, with feet/hands etc

I had two guys like that too. Something I don't understand. Not very comfortable with doing it. I will to a certain extent but won't go too far, which is what they seem to want.

Posted By: SexyJewel

And I mean he liked it hard, it scared me a little at first, yet we had fun.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 832 reads

posted 10 years ago

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One dude wanted me to be an escaped prisoner from the Gulag.

I was supposed to have escaped into Siberia only to be caught by him, portraying some kind of maverick KGB agent. It was really elaborate. I think I pissed him off when he asked how good of a Russian accent I could do and I responded that it wouldn't matter since historical accuracy would be negated by us speaking English. The date never happened.

Atlastood 5 Reviews 627 reads

posted 10 years ago

10 / 35

Logical analysis

Posted By: Tobi Telford

I responded that it wouldn't matter since historical accuracy would be negated by us speaking English.

That made me LOL.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 837 reads

posted 10 years ago

11 / 35

Been dying to say this...

I guess for some... It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Guess that doesn't apply to him.

Posted By: alexagrey

probably when somebody asked if I would put on my heels and grind the heel into his balls until he was crying in pain.......

i ran away from that one, and fast. i can't inflict pain on somebody, it doesn't matter if they're asking me or not.

mrfisher 111 Reviews 670 reads

posted 10 years ago

12 / 35

On the other hand, I had a provider ask me to divorce my wife and marry her.....

I eventually ended up doing the first (Actually she sued me.) but not the second.

In fact, that was the last time I spoke to that provider, now that I come to think of it.

Hot_Rod_Johny 2 Reviews 791 reads

posted 10 years ago

13 / 35

Was that the 6/6 review?

If it didn't happen why would he write such a review? Are you able to speak Russian? Maybe that is why he didn't want to pay you? Maybe he wanted a young hot and in-shape girl? Learn Russian and let him know then. And lose some weight. Good luck.

gaylemeyers See my TER Reviews 772 reads

posted 10 years ago

14 / 35

Fight My Girlfriend

I received a call from a man who envisioned me and his girlfriend involved in girl fighting: hair pulling, scratching, etc. for a large sum of money. I told him the fight would be over with quickly because I do not hair pull or scratch; I punch hard and am a trained fighter. He said he wanted it to last for his pleasure. I just repeated that I would be happy to take his money, but I wasn't about to let his gf pull my hair or scratch me. I don't think that was the reply he was looking for (ha ha) and it is just as well, because I found the whole thing creepy.

impposter 49 Reviews 539 reads

posted 10 years ago

15 / 35

What's the joke?

WHAT'S THE JOKE????

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

Reminds me of an old joke...

Posted By: Dr. joe

I doubt that it's this one:

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Harvard graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Harvard graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down

zguy8 2 Reviews 416 reads

posted 10 years ago

16 / 35

And that may just be the funniest thing I've ever read here

Posted By: AlexandraMilw

I guess for some... It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Stay_thirsty_my_friend 486 reads

posted 10 years ago

17 / 35

Reminds me of me, in my younger days............

Only I was the one on my knees begging HER to EFF me, usually she got up and left. Once in a while out of pity or whatever one finally did. After that I just played the numbers

STMF

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 527 reads

posted 10 years ago

18 / 35

I wouldn't know.

And I'll learn Russian when you learn basic syntax, deal?

Posted By: Hot_Rod_Johny

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 709 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: Logical analysis

Posted By: Atlastood

Posted By: Tobi Telford

I responded that it wouldn't matter since historical accuracy would be negated by us speaking English.

That made me LOL.

I was LOLing when I wrote it too.

Never.Landed 524 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Tobi was Ms. TER twice. Your grade school attempts at an insult are invalid.

END OF MESSAGE

Gonad-the-Contrarian 532 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: I wouldn't know.

You will have to teach son of Mountain Doo Doo that syntax isn't a fee he owes the State of Confusion for fucking his twitterpated girl friend.

Posted By: Tobi Telford

And I'll learn Russian when you learn basic syntax, deal?

Posted By: Hot_Rod_Johny

MissErinBlack See my TER Reviews 521 reads

posted 10 years ago

22 / 35

Not a roleplay request, but squicked out nonetheless.

I once had a client ask me to torture his dick by putting it into a container full of crickets. The same week, I had someone request that I stomp on snails.

Both were rejected. I'm not into bugs, or squishing things with my feet. *shivers*.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 513 reads

posted 10 years ago

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At least he didn't make you eat the snails! EOM

END OF MESSAGE

LasVegan 568 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Stop that TOBI!!!!!!!!!!

That is NOT fair...........you trying to match wits with him.........is like coming to a street fight with an atom bomb and your opponent has a sling shot. Put your atom bomb away.........he only has a sling shot

Heathergfe See my TER Reviews 793 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I have a list a mile long. Here are some highlights.

1. Asked me if we could throw pies in each other's face.

2. Wanted me to wear a cast and pretend I had a broken ankle.

3. Asked me to sneeze for an hour.

4. Wanted to come over and clean my septic tank while I yelled at him. (I refused this one)

5. We pretend like I am a giant and he is a little 6 inch tall guy who I am going to crush.

6. He wanted a 3 some with his wife so he brought a bunch of blown up photos of her and we laid them all over the bed and I pretended to include her in the fun.

7. We pretended that his wife was in a chair in the room forced to watch us while he kept looking at the empty chair and saying mean things to it (her).

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scoed 8 Reviews 405 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Hey I enjoy food play.

I have done the first one with a provider before. It actually was her idea. Great fun.

JohnyComeAlready 442 reads

posted 10 years ago

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... and what weight does that crown carry?

Not to pick on Tobi, or discredit any of the other lovely ladies who ware/worn the crown.

Does the crown afford anyone benefit other than bragging rights?

mrfisher 111 Reviews 470 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Just curious about the one with the empty chair....

That wasn't Clint Eastwood by any chance, was it?

8o)

mojojo 1 Reviews 783 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I'm not one to make strange requests, but

I've heard some doozies from the ladies over the years.

Wanted the lady to dress up as a pirate.

Asked her if she would do his dog on the next session.

Offered her a million bucks to move in with him, until he died.

For the all night session, he wanted her to sit naked, playing with herself, while he was getting off watching porn. He didn't touch her, but he did try to stiff her the next morning.

Not really a request, but her old teacher showed up for the session. Of course teachers never remember who you are so he had no idea. She was freaked, but went through with it.

So what's my strangest fantasy? Usually, when I request a session, what I'm hoping for is sex. I know, that's weird. But I do have one fantasy in life that's never been fulfilled. It's not really that strange, but in my life, I've never met a lady at a bar, and taken her home for sex. Other places yes, including 'La Mezquita', but not a bar. I can't figure out why I have that fantasy. Several months ago I approached a new lady for a session. I couldn't believe it. Her M.O. was to meet in a bar first, get comfortable, and then go back to her incall. She did that with each new client. OMG, my fantasy was about to come true, and I hadn't even requested it. So I'm sitting there in the bar excited as hell, and, you guessed it. She no showed. We all get no showed every now and then, but that one really hurt

LasVegan 377 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Goes to show

Only goes to show........that at times........real life is stranger than fiction.

hljockey 2 Reviews 568 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: I have a list a mile long. Here are some highlights.

I guess I can see why they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Strangest think I've ever heard of was a guy who had a fetish for seeing women crush toy cars under their feet. He found somebody to cater to it and they kept a large stock of all kinds of toy cars for him. This was all documented in a book titled "Kink and the City".

Would have been interesting to know the source of that fetish. I suspect it had to do with some childhood trauma of seeing a toy car crushed, probably as some kind of punishment. Just my theory.

People are strange.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 497 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Re: What's the joke?

Sorry it's not PC

Heathergfe See my TER Reviews 339 reads

posted 10 years ago

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lol! e

END OF MESSAGE

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 413 reads

posted 10 years ago

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necrophilia

Never requested it, but the way some ladies just lie there... ba-dum ching! ;o)
Just kidding!

The only reason this came to my mind was I met a provider who talked about necrophilia between rounds yesterday (and about a mass murderer who raped then killed over 300 boys, and about how she applauds ladies who bite-off their abusive SO's cocks). She was certainly a one-of-a-kind quirky lady (actually got on her iPhone during mish too!) - BUT strangely, she was also very authentic, really enjoyed sex, had one of the wettest tightest pussies, and REALLY knew how to move her body - was the craziest (got off to the WORST start possible, for a reason I won't get into) date I've ever had, but ended up being one of the most fun.

CiaraCaress See my TER Reviews 475 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I have tons....but as someone who provides fetishes...

I try not to judge! And even if it is not the fetish for me I am not going to judge, ridicule or share it...(he has to pay extra for public humiliation....

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