A Republican ex-car dealer - hummm - what a surprise, they usually have the highest standards (at least when they are judging someone else).

But the one I like the most is the quote from "a supporter" who said "What they do in their personal lives is their business. I don't want to know."  I'm sure she felt the same way about the Clinton-Lewinski affair, just like the rest of the 'publicans.

...makes me sick.

Family values politicos need love too

Sometimes that love can only come from aggressive choking...maybe on a big long piece of sausage.  oooooh! Jeff Gannon!

See you in church this Sunday!

Jesus!  Do I have to teach them everything?!

A 5 year affair is not a mistake.  It's a deliberate.   Just another example of Rethugs using double standards in an attempt to control people.

Not that anal Dems controlling everybody is a whole lot better.  Like the fucking blue handicapped spots that are ALWAYS the ONLY open spaces in the parking lot - until some idiot jumps out and runs across the lot to demonstrate his fucking handicap.  For this, we hire extra DMV clerks.

it's the only way we can ever get more Republicans.  

Now he apologizes for a five-year affair by saying oopsie!  I made a mistake!  Please forgive me.  

I thought a mistake was unintended, like spilling your coffee.  

The Mafia is extremely pro-family.  Why not fill our government with Mafiosos.  For that matter, the Bolsheviks were extremely pro-family too.

I wish I had a job whose main qualification is taking care of my family.  That's a two-birds-with -one-stone paycheck.  

Here's and idea voters: let's elect politicians who can run a government!

A Cincinatti Bengal player, already on a 4-week suspension for violating the league's substance abuse policy, gets pulled over and blows a .18, twice the legal limit, on the Breathalyzer.  His publicist referred to the situation as 'just a misunderstanding'.  I fail to see what's not to understand?  The guy drinks himself into oblivion, gets behind the wheel of a car, drives erratically enough to get pulled over and there's a 'misunderstanding'?  A 'family values' politician has a 5 yr affair and some handler refers to it as a 'mistake' or 'error in judgement'.  Come on!  How stupid do these people think we are?  

Same platform but a different target