I know all you ladies out there have been asked this question a million times, well here's a million and one. Does size matter? I've had so many varying responses from different ladies that this issue has never been very clear to me. Anyways, if size does matter, what size is the ideal size?

some of the ladies asked you "is it in yet" didn't they?...Yes they love them big..the bigger the better.  mine is 6-1/8" by 2- 5/8" (and .005" thick) but that wasn't enough...She said her ideal is William McKinley and wouldn't settle for no old Franklin.  Just my luck, can't live in the 80's anymore.Hey before any of the ladies get all pissy about justifying rates, This is a JOKE.

some of the ladies asked you,"is it in yet?" Didn't they.  But to answer your question, SIZE matters a whole lot...I thought i had the perfect size: 6-1/8" long by 2-5/8" wide (and .005" thick)..but the lady said it wasn't big enough...She's wasn't about to take my old Franklin, her ideal size was about a McKinley...But I told her, he's been out of commission for years.  Just my luck, can't live in the eighties any more.Before the ladies get all pissy and try to justify their rates. This is a JOKE

fiercely funny, CG. Kudos.p.s. As proof of the fact that a McKinley or even a Cleveland insertion is just too big a size to be justified by any provider, they've been discontinued. I guess it's only fair that the lovely ladies be filled exclusively with JOHNSONS.Wait a minute, where's LBJ when we need him?

It's not the only thing that matters, but.. it is nice to have a good stiff one!  Size...? Well, big enough to plug the hole!  Small is still OK if the guy knows how to use it, knows how to pleasure or act in conjunction with the woman pleasuring her "hot spot," and if he gives good head... then, he's a shoe-in!!  Too big can often hurt and you've really gotta be into it, or it's gonna be overwhelming!  Just big and ripe without ripping a new one...!  XOXOX  Faye Desiree

My husband was actually on the small side but I never knew that as he was my first and we married.  I always thought he was wonderful.  When we divorced and I had my next encounter I remember I wanted to run because I had no idea they came in a larger size.  I was rather uncomfortable for weeks.  Many years and experiences later I have come to a more maturing attitude about the whole business and size really doesn't have a thing to do with it.  When you can connect on a level of genuine regard for each other size is not what rocks my world.  It is the whole encounter and hopefully some to follow.  A woman's body when stimulated from mind to senses will reward a small endowed to a large endowed gentlemen.  The true beauty of the whole encounter if at the ultimate level really starts from the inside and not the outsides physical attributes.  Understand this is the way I actually size up a gentlemen and may not be an opinion that is shared by many.

Can't say it matters to me but I did have to excuse myself just once as the "with" across was bout 5" which I felt was impossible to do many of the candie things I enjoy.

your handle killin is me!!  FYI - I'd rather have the smaller guy who knows what he's doin =)~  -kim xoxoxox